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5201.

Solve : please help mi please! re pop up blocker!!?

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hey is there neone hu can help me? i am havin trouble a ccessing links on site and get the message that a pop up was blocked. i've DEACTIVATED my pop up blocker and CHANGED my internet settings but its still blockin stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What BROWSER and internet security software are you using?hi, its mccafy security CENTER and i'm not sure wot a browser is lol- msn internet explorer??Yes, your browser is Internet Explorer. You probably have two popup blockers working simultaneously; Internet Explorer's and McAfee's. You'd need to SWITCH them both off, temporarily.

5202.

Solve : Computer help forums...Pet peeves?

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Just thought I'd take a moment to ask the users, moderators and admin of this board if there are any "pet peeves" you have about posting...not just on this board, but others as well.

One of mine is...you find a post with no replies...so you take the time to answer it...and the original poster never gets back to you and the thread ends up dead.

Another would be...to answer a post with no replies...and you start helping the person, by answering the post and then someone else jumps in and supplies the same information, or posts something that has absolutely nothing to do with the TOPIC, or takes over your thread before you get a chance to help the user. I guess we're all guilty of it.

Just wanted to hear your thoughts about this.It bugs me when someone gives ADVICE and then another person replies with something like "Yeah, do what [user] said" or something equally pointless like correcting spelling/grammar. Many of our users aren't from America and probably don't speak English as their first language, so just leave the poor guys alone.

On the other HAND, it also bugs me when people ask "What to do?" My math instructor (from Vietnam) does the same thing and I don't like it.

Nothing is worse, however, than impatient unappreciative people who get upset with the helpful members of our forum who are taking time out of their lives to provide a FREE service.Quote

Many of our users aren't from America
That's quite true. I'm not.

sadly im from america and my english skills are pretty weak but oh wellQuote
One of mine is...you find a post with no replies...so you take the time to answer it...and the original poster never gets back to you and the thread ends up dead.
That is a major pet peeve for me and for most forum users, I'm sure. I've actually thought about posting an initial reply, when replying to a post with no replies and where the original post is a rather new member, which read would something like this:

I can offer a suggestion to help resolve your problem but, first, I want to know if you will promise to respond, whether you find my suggestion helpful or not. It's very annoying to reply to someone's question and never get a response and this is something I see happen all too often in the forum. So, I'm going to wait until you reply to this before posting an actual suggestion to resolve your problem.
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One of mine is...you find a post with no replies...so you take the time to answer it...and the original poster never gets back to you and the thread ends up dead.
That is a major pet peeve for me and for most forum users, I'm sure. I've actually thought about posting an initial reply, when replying to a post with no replies and where the original post is a rather new member, which read would something like this:

[highlight]I can offer a suggestion to help resolve your problem but, first, I want to know if you will promise to respond, whether you find my suggestion helpful or not. It's very annoying to reply to someone's question and never get a response and this is something I see happen all too often in the forum. So, I'm going to wait until you reply to this before posting an actual suggestion to resolve your problem.[/highlight]

thats not a bad idea
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Many of our users aren't from America
That's quite true. I'm not.

Me either.
Nice idea soybean, but the downside is that it would put some people off and make it a little more complicated.
Maybe the positives outweigh the negatives though, it's certainly something to think about.
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Nothing is worse, however, than impatient unappreciative people who get upset with the helpful members of our forum who are taking time out of their lives to provide a FREE service.
This is something I totally agree with.
Matter of fact, I was on the chat and I was helping someone, when I had to go.
I apologised profusely and said I was very sorry etc, and I checked the log later on.
They finished with a lot of irate messages and saying that this was very disappointing.
To that person, and others like them: this is free. I do not get paid for this. I reserve the right to leave (directing you to other sources of information) if I cannot think of an answer or if I am unfortunately called away by something more urgent. I do have a life outside this forum and sometimes other matters intervene. Don't pick FAULT with me, I am giving up my time to help you out. Take it or leave it, it doesn't matter to me. It's your problem, not mine, and I don't see you giving up your time to help me.
Fair point?
I know it seems a little harsh and I'm not playing the martyr or anything, it just annoys me when people complain when I'm doing for free what their local computer shop would charge them for.
Get what I'm saying?Amen...Calum. Well said.

Update...

By the way...for those of you interested...and for those who do have a problem getting their point ACROSS due to language barriers...there are other alternatives...

A free website translator posted somewhere on this site couldn't "hoit" (hurt).

Just a thought...it would make it easier for those having a problem understanding American or the Queen's english. Could be a futile attempt at communication, but hey, ya never know. Wether or not the current content would be translated correctly is something else to look into, but just the thought of having it available may be useful.


Again...something to consider....
5203.

Solve : I really put in my 500% around here?

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See how hardworking I am? I put in my 520.9%! Hehe nice work [Applaud], maybe with the new FAQ changes more people will contribute. I still need to go over the FAQ's sometime and change the no-longer-existent [highlight] TAGS to a SMF equivalent, like [ glow=red,2,300 ][ /glow ], so they look less ugly. Dilbert, I don't get it. Where did you get those numbers?Click 'profile' at the top of the page.
Then scroll down to the bottom and under where it says 'additional options'
click 'Show general statistics for this member.'
Then you can see a whole load of information about your/other accounts.

It is a very USEFUL feature in these new forums. OK, I see where the numbers come from now, but it doesn't make sense. How are the numbers calculated? How can anyone have 100% in a particular forum? To me, that would mean they are the only person participating in that forum.It would.

Those numbers are calculated like this: In any given forum, what percent of those posts are yours? In the two top one's cases, I am at 100% because all of the posts there are MINE. (The Programming and Web Design things, which are at 100%, are not the ones on the main board. They are in the FAQ Wiki.)QUOTE from: Dilbert on March 30, 2007, 09:52:25 AM
It would.

Those numbers are calculated like this: In any given forum, what percent of those posts are yours? In the two top one's cases, I am at 100% because all of the posts there are mine. (The Programming and Web Design things, which are at 100%, are not the ones on the main board. They are in the FAQ Wiki.)
And, most or all of the OTHERS, too. Now it makes sense.Right. I only hold about 1% of the posts in the main board equivalents (a feat in itself!).
5204.

Solve : Laptop speakers... help plz?

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Hey y'all, stumbled across this board while looking for help online. Hoping someone can help

I play a lot of music. A LOT. At least 100 songs a day. My speakers recently started failing me, though. Whenever a bass or low note comes out, the sound is not clear. AT ALL. It makes me flinch every time... I just hate the NOISE it sounds like my PC is dying or it just can't get the noise out. I don't WANT to say crackling, but its something of the essence. Plz help, how do I fix it? Is there some setting I can chage?Chances are you've probably damaged your speakers from using them at loud volumes for a prolonged amount of time... it might be time to get some external speakers or headphones.
Good luck!
-JohnOK. So is there anyway I could have it taken in and the speakers replaced?

BTW, I assume you noticed, but I have a LAPTOP, not a home computer.It's possible, but it would most likely be more cost effective to just get external speakers.
Good luck!
-JohnAny authorized repair center capable of repairing your laptop will be able to replace your internal laptop speakers. However, you'll be paying for both the parts and labor, as mentioned above it will likely be cheaper to PURCHASE external speakers or a headset. However, this isn't the most difficult repair and isn't the most expensive part. So really up to you.Well, I would really like to be as portable as possible. I will look into some new speaker installations, then, but I might have to go with the headsets.

Thanks all! Laptop speakers are notoriously poor quality. It's not surprising - by definition they have to be quite small, and small speakers are always going to struggle with (or be destroyed by) low frequencies. Replacing the speakers would probably just result in the same thing happening again a little way down the line. Plus finding speakers exactly the right size will either be tricky or expensive.

Nevertheless, it can be done. Just at a prohibitive cost and with short-term results (if you continue to make heavy DEMANDS on the replacement speakers). Better to get something fit for purpose.

5205.

Solve : Hello World?

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Great project, a semacode for GOOGLE Earth that says Hello World.

http://hello.w0r1d.net/

wait, what exactly is this?Its a bunch of squares that are in the form of the code that Google Earth uses, there MOWED into a field. google earth sees this image as the words "Hello World!" if i had co-ordinates for it i could show you with google earth. but they dont LIST them.

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wait, what exactly is this?
Fully described at: http://hello.w0r1d.net/description.html

To view on Google Earth you need the Google Earth KMZ file, also available on the website at: http://hello.w0r1d.net/kmz/hello_world.kmz.zip

Because it's a recent project the INITIAL install of Google Earth would not INCLUDE it.Looks like a 2D barcode.

What a waste of time and money.

5206.

Solve : Question about a laptop in bag?

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I have a friend who brings his laptop to school every few days. At school, he sets his laptop on Stand By and stuffs it in his bag. I keep telling him leaving it on Stand by all day, concealed in his bag is bad for the laptop and may DAMAGE it. Is that right?Is it going into standby or into hibernate? Either way I don't think it would be bad on the laptop, although I would suggest him going into hibernation as apposed to standby.

I've worked on and know several others who have worked on laptops and have simply closed the laptop screen to have it go into hibernation and have used the laptops for years with no abnormal affects. However, I'm not aware of any studies about the topic.Thanks for replying really quickly, but won't the computer get to hot if it's spent the whole day in that bag?When going into hibernate it's almost as your computer does turn off so no fans or other components are going and it wont heat up because nothing is running. Basically the computer puts all running applications and programs into a section of the hard disk drive and then powers everything down, when resuming it simply RESTORES everything from the hard drive that was active back into the system memory to allow you to continue working.Thats kinda cool, lol.
I guess it's ok then.....and I assume because of what you said, it isn't going to run out of power easily.Nope.Hibernating uses almost no power, and no fans are running as it is basically turned off.
So it will not get hot.
Standby may still PRODUCE a little heat as it is not powered down as far as in hibernation, and it will use the battery more.
I find that after resuming from either of these states, my laptop is very slow to respond to anything, slower if in standby than hibernation,
That may just be an isolated issue though.
And I have heard that hibernation can damage some files on your hard drive, although I'm not sure how much truth there is in that so don't take that as fact.Indeed, hibernation uses no power, i.e. no more power than when in full shutdown mode. If you care to test this, put your computer into Hibernation and then pull the plug. Plug it back in and turn it on; it will come out of Hibernation, same as if you had not pulled the plug.Some laptops have a standby feature that is more like the Suspend feature.
Everything is shut down, except for the fans and the RAM and CMOS.
Once it cools, the fans turn off
but the RAM and CMOS continue to recive power, for an almost instant recovery.

It is reccomended that you use Hibernate over Standby for two reasons:
Hibernate doesen ware your battery, and if its the old type of Standby, it will not overheat.

Hibernate takes all the contents of the RAM, and saves it to the disk. There are only two downsides:
You dont get an instant restart from your computer
You need a hard drive with as much free space as the amount of RAM you have.
(eg: You have 4GB ram in a laptop, you need at least 4GB free on your disk, but you probably have well over that if your laptop has 4GB of RAM in the FIRST place ) Unless the laptop is FAULTY be design (IE: loose parts) it shouldn't damage it. But leaving it running probably isn't a good thing considering the heat build-up and the HDD that be in use.

5207.

Solve : unwanted pictures?

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When I look in Display properties of the control panel, I find all sorts of pictures which I do not want in the "Wallpaper", How can I remove the ones I don't want?What VERSION of Windows ? ?
In Win2K and XP these will be in the WinNT folder . Unfortunately you will have to view them one at a time and delete the ones you don't want.Windows XP SP2...I tried the WinNT folder but cannot find themWindows XP:
Check the C drive under the Windows folder, many pictures will be displayed

Also, check the My Documents>My PicturesGo to the control panel to display.Click on desktop.
Click on browse,local drive (C: ) Double click on the
windows folder.All the way to the right you will find
mostly BMP files.If they are the ones you do not want
right click on them as you go and delete the ones you
don't want..Maybe this is what your asking.
The WALLPAPERS that come with Windows XP are in C:\WINDOWS\Web\Wallpaper.I have a GUT instinct these aren't your standard IMAGES... Quote

I have a gut instinct these aren't your standard images...

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The wallpapers that come with Windows XP are in C:\WINDOWS\Web\Wallpaper.
I believe this is correct. It's consistent with my system. And, I found it stated in another forum @ http://www.winmatrix.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5604I looked in windows/web and the only ones in there are original windows XP pictures.......................The ones that I am talking about, are in my personal photograph files which are in My documents,these for some unknown reason have shown up in the wallpaper section of the display properties. Back them up & delete them or rename them or relocate them.
When you check in properties they should be gone then you can put them back how they were.Quote
I have a gut instinct these aren't your standard images...

as do i >.>I removed them to a disc from My documents, and they have gone from the display properties...........Now, how can I stop them transferring to the wall papers when I down load from my CAMERA.


I guess the real question is............."How do I stop pictures being transferred into the display properties when downloading from my camera", instead of just going into my documents / my pictures. I am using Kodak easyshare.hahaha change the directory to where they are saved by your software. lol
5208.

Solve : formatting AOL cd's?

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wouldnt that be nice if you could format AOL cd's?It would.
There are many uses for those CDs though, search and find some.
Not many use them for their intended purpose though.A lot of people round my way use them to scare the birds off of their vegetable plants. I use them for coasters in my outdoor loo.
Some folks say they make good wallpaper for the laundry room.
*censored* shame they aren't edible.

I forgot all about skeet shooting. Quote

outdoor loo
The little house behind the big un. Quote
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outdoor loo
The little house behind the big un.

Yes,I had an OUTHOUSE when I was a boy in the mid 50's.

Sooooo Proud! LOL I know a Pecan ain't a puh-con.
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I know a Pecan ain't a puh-con.
It ain't a pee-can neither.i just wedge them between the boards in the picnic table (according to firefox thats how you spell picnic, i always thought it was picknick.. bleh, who cares?) and shoot them. quite fun to watch the shiny shards of the AOL disc go flying. sometimes the metal tins, and boxes and such that they come in come in handy also. i'd repaint it though..Stick it in the microwave for about 5 second and WATCH THE DANG THING MAKE ALL THE WONDER (dropping caps, use your imagination) of the world as it sparks!

Dont over heat it, or it will smell


And boy, it will make one heck of a decoration after that!

I always have at least one copy of every version handy for Monster Rancher.61 things to do with aol cds source http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?s=83dc86b7f2de2b2186f34a63a643a6a8&showtopic=434020
username Neuroglider

1. Handy dandy coaster tray!
2. Attach keys to it.
3. Put a sturdy stick on it and use it as a fly swatter.
4. Normal hockey pucks too small? Glue several AOL CDs together and you're off!
5. Got a fussy baby? Build a AOL mobile and hang it over her crib! (Make sure too cover up the AOL logo. You wouldn't want to traumatize the poor child; would you?)
6. *censored* buffing.
7. Use a razor blade and our handy stencil to create a ninja star! Please use responsibly.
8. Smash up several CDs and use the shiny side to create an avant-garde masterpiece.
9. Mail several thousand of the CDs back to AOL Headquarters. (Make sure to ruin the CDs first, you wouldn't want AOL mailing them out again!)
10. Tile your floor with them.
11. Put one in the microwave for 10 seconds. Only do this if you have a spare microwave sitting around.
12. Really, really cool shingles for your house.
13. Hood ornaments.
14. If you're ever stuck on a DESERT island, grab one of the AOL CDs bound to be nearby and use it to signal passing ships.
15. Flash your friends in the eyes. (wh0rg cannot be held responsible for eye damage resulting from this use of the AOL CD)
16. Above use also good for distracting the opposing team at sporting events.
17. AOL plate mail. AOL CDs make nearly impenetrable suit of armor. Protect yourself as you storm Microsoft HQ.
18. Recycle. Not as fun as other methods, but better for the environment.
19. Use one for a clock face.
20. Sharpen and serrate one and use it as a replacement circular saw blade.
21. Makeshift Chakram.
22. Bake one into a cake and send it to your favorite inmate. We're not sure how, but we think a resourceful con could use it to escape from prison.
23. Frisbee!
24. Forget crosses, garlic, and holy WATER, nothing scares off the undead like a buggy *censored* AOL 5.0 CD.
25. Target for your BB gun! Tape a piece of paper over the hole in the middle, so you know if you got a BULL's eye.
26. Use them to block the microwaves the aliens are beaming at you. It's cheaper than aluminum foil.
27. AOL arts and crafts for camp!
28. A beautiful AOL chandelier.
29. Replace your friend's Half-Life CD with a spare AOL one. (This is a very vicious prank, and should not be taken lightly.)
30. Install it on your friend's computer. (This is right up there with being a telemarketer or a Scientologist, do not be surprised if you burn for this one.)
31. Install it on every computer you come across. (This will make you a tool in the schemes of the AOL corperate megalith and will sentence your soul to eternal damnation in the darkest pits of *censored*. *Not recommended*)
32. Scrape the label off and make pretty rainbow beads!
33. Replace your friends prosthetic leg with one made from melted AOL CD's.
34. Giant refractive telescopes.
35. Freeze to extreme cold then shatter
36. Collect them year-round and hand them out at Halloween.
37. Sharpen the edges and use them as a pizza wheel.
38. Projectiles, projectiles, projectiles... (I cannot stress this one enough).
39. Take a large black marker, write "Eh, Eh, how do you like it now wiseguy?" on 40,000 of them and bulk mail them to Steve Case.
40. Use them instead of the reflective thingies on your bike.
41. Having a big shin dig? Run a few through a shredder and use them for swanky mirrored stir sticks.
42. Take a hammer to a few hundred of them and paste them to a beach ball...INSTANT DISCO.
43. Use as a model rocket launch pad.
44. Give them to panhandlers.
45. Go to a corporate Money Lender, hand them numerous AOL disks with Chinese writing etched on them and insist they are obscure Asian coinage that you would like to exchange.
46. Wear one around your neck on a big gold chain, start a TREND just like Flavor Flave did back in the 80's!
47. Hire someone you want dead to hand them out at a LINUX convention.
48. Bake in an oven till warped
49. Stick one in a box with a FURBYTM a TICKLE ME ELMOTM doll, some JAR JAR© Merchandise a couple BEANIE BABIESTM and a Windows 98 CD, label it Pandora's Box.....
50. Put one in your hair... you too can look like a Jetson.
51. Who needs clay pigeons? "PULL!"
52. If you ever decide to remake an Ed Wood movie, you can always use them in lieu of paper plates to represent the invading alien hordes.
53. Circular knives (just don't grip the sharpened side) slit the necks of Corporate Scum with dreadful accuracy.
54. Feed them to your neighbor's annoying dog.
55. Get a blowtorch and make contemporary art sculptures.
56. Donate them to the Salvation Army (We suggest around 20,000 or so in one of their "donation boxes").
57. Melt several million and make your very own liquid metal T-1000.
58. Create the worlds most obnoxious "House of mirrors".
59. Make a new tourist attraction by creating the BIG-BALL-O-AOL (only recommended if you live in the rural Midwest).
60. To inspire REAL terror, attach one to a brick, tie a threatening message to it and throw it through some random person's window. Run like *censored*.
61. Sell them to AOL users

I ntrealemail do not accept any responsibility for any actions for how you use these disks. Do not use except in the manner in which you are instructed. Although i do kinda like the brick with the disk do not do.lol?
5209.

Solve : The 13 Most Embarrassing Web Moments?

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[highlight]13.[/highlight] He'll Huff and He'll Huff and…
The Smoking Gun pretty much dedicates itself to showing people during their most humiliating moments, but the celebrity mugshots of James Brown, Nick Nolte, and Yasmine Bleeth have nothing on poor Patrick Tribett, who was nabbed for "abusing harmful intoxicants," namely huffing gold spray paint.
[highlight]12[/highlight]. Putting as Much on America Online as Possible
When AOL posted the search records of 658,000 subscribers (ithe names were redacted and replaced with a unique number), the company couldn't even FALL back on the "It was an accident!" excuse. The release was intentional, part of a HORRIBLY misguided research project to give academics a data set to see what people were searching for online. Turns out folks were looking for the usual stuff: American Idol, Britney Spears, cheap plane tickets, and a whole lot of porn. AOL removed the data, but only after it had been well mirrored, searched, and REPORTED on. The company's apologies fell on deaf ears: AOL is currently being sued over the matter.
[highlight]11[/highlight]. Meow!
A little Photoshop can be a dangerous thing. Cat Schwartz had some professional photographs made of herself and posted them on her blog. As they were obviously cropped into odd shapes, it didn't take long before admirers started to wonder what had been cut out of the pics.
[highlight]10[/highlight]. OMG U R SO F1R3D!11!1! TTFN!
Laying off 2500 people means bringing in an army to provide loss counseling, job placement programs, a pile of severance checks, and a truckload of tissues to stem the tears, right? Not! In 2003 British Amulet Group "made redundant" thousands via an SMS text message sent en masse to employees' cell phones. At least the company had a quasi-excuse: It had just gone bankrupt and was in receivership
[highlight]9.[/highlight] Just a 'Conversation Malfunction'
Women are known to engage in a little private chitchat in the ladies' room, but how would they feel if the conversation was broadcast on CNN during a presidential speech? When newsreader Kyra Phillips made a pit stop, she unfortunately left her microphone on, broadcasting the news that her sister-in-law was a "control freak," among numerous other pronouncements. Phillips later laughed it off and even provided a Late ShowTop Ten list of excuses for why it happened. Sample: "How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom?"
[highlight]8.[/highlight] I'm Not Dead Yet!
It's common practice for major media outlets to prepare obituaries in advance--known in the news biz as "pre-bits"--for luminaries who seem as if they might croak soon. But in 2001 some intrepid Web spelunkers discovered that CNN's obituaries for some famous but not-quite-dead folks were publicly accessible. Obits for the likes of Fidel Castro, *censored* Cheney, and Nelson Mandela were widely disseminated before CNN.com caught wind and, much chagrined, yanked the pages.
[highlight]7.[/highlight] Two Words: Ketchup Trousers
Who says the British are eternally polite? After his secretary spilled a little ketchup on his pants, London lawyer Richard Phillips demanded restitution from her--via e-mail--in the amount of a measly £4. The subject line of that e-mail: "Ketchup Trousers." The secretary failed to pay immediately, owing to her mother's sudden death, but quickly made the David vs. Goliath matter public, humiliating Phillips. His firm later said that Phillips had resigned, but it was careful to NOTE that the departure had nothing to do with the trousers incident. Which we totally believe.
[highlight]6.[/highlight] The Case of the Wrong 'Guy'
It was an honest mistake. The BBC, seeking to interview a technology expert in the "Apple Computer vs. the Beatles' Apple Corps" dispute, booked Guy Kewney to appear on the air. But someone goofed and instead brought one Guy Goma to the set . His stunned look, when a reporter started asking him questions, is something you just can't fake. Goma, originally reported to be a cab driver, actually turned out to be at the studio for a job interview.
[highlight]5.[/highlight] Well, It's Not How PF Usually Works
A lot of companies make in-house motivational videos to rally the troops, but rarely do the films feature racial slurs and nudity. Kirk Reynolds, public relations DIRECTOR for the San Francisco 49ers, probably didn't think his cheeky 15-minute primer on dealing with the press would actually be seen by the press, but of course it was quickly leaked. Reynolds was immediately fired, having forgotten the fundamental rule in his own tape: "Everything you say and do is being covered by the media."
[highlight]4.[/highlight] The Force Is With Him
In 2002 a 14-year-old Canadian boy named Ghyslain Raza innocently swung a golf-ball retriever around in a quiet corner of his high school, pretending he was The Phantom Menace's Darth Maul. But he videotaped it. And he left the tape at school, where it was found several months later. Raza immediately became an Internet sensation, known today as the "Star Wars kid,"

Look for part II , SOON.......................... 8-)

Look for part II , SOON.......................... ?

So, where is part II ?

This is now SOON...........Some of those a quite comical. Nicely done. Can't wait for Part II .So, Where is Part II ?I think thats the comical part he left us all hanging.it's here , I found last week on page 8 (look for the post- say's [highlight]Part Duex[/highlight] *
page 3 (this morning) 3-17-07

5210.

Solve : Gotta Have One?

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A new toy...

HerePATIO...

You have entirely too much TIME on your hands...LMAO ...what a great gag gift!That's perfect! The video store's always on my case for only rewinding my DVD's halfway.WOW i just went out and bought one Ill NEVER have to rewind my dvds again LOL .... no really i bought one.... Quit LAUGHING at ME!!!!!!!ROFL!!! I want one!
One time (no kidding) my grandma came to stay at our house, and she brought some DVDs with, and apologized because she forgot to rewind them.
Thanks for the laugh, Patio!
-John

5211.

Solve : Mozilla mail?

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I have done thing stupid with my e-mail list. The trash folder was full and I pushed delete instead of empty. Now I can't get trash back to send my deleted messages to.
Can any one help me?Right click inside the folders window and CREATE a new trash folder.Thank you for the reply,
However I just don't follow ---

"folders windows"

PLEASE help clarify this for me,Actually, its a pane, not a window. The LEFT pane(depending on prefs) where the folders are listed.2k_dummy,
Thank you for your help. I have my "trash" back now and working fine.You're welcome. Come back any time.Might be a good time to take a look at ThunderBird...same great layout with lots of new stuff added INCLUDING Themes and Extensions....i Love it.Hi, patio and thank you.

I certainly will look into ThunderBird, while I was having trouble trash I started to look into Foxfire and ran into problems. Got the trash fixed and deleted Foxfire. Maybe ThunderBird will work for me.

BillI've been with Mozilla from the start...even before Netscape BOUGHT that browser and Mozilla went open source...i'm suprised to hear you had troubles with FireFox.
Care to elaborate ? ?patio,
At the time I was trying to install Foxfire I was frustrated about the trash floder on my email. I am sure there is no Foxfire installation, just me.
I was born in 1918 and that should explain a lot.
Have downloaded Thunderbird and working on it now. I think the mail part will work fine for me. Have not got into the filters yet, but I sure need something as I am getting a lot of spam stuff.

BillNo problem...we're here to help.

And Welcome Aboard !

5212.

Solve : Ah, the wonderful stability of windows...?

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I was going to COPY a file over to my THUMBDRIVE with my laptop, and i was greeted by this LOVELY SIGHT:

I haven't SEEN one of those since like... Windows 98!
It was a wonderful flashback
Anyway, just thought I'd share... it made me laugh
-JohnYes they are funny the first few times.....I'm hoping it was just a fluke...Lol, once my teacher was doing something on the SMART Board and then she copied and paste something but it froze and then the blue screen of death came up and everyone laughed.

5213.

Solve : Create Many named txt files?

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I am in need of some direction. I have a bat file that queries and returns all disk space and software installed on SPECIFIC PC into a txt file. The problem is that when I run the bat against a network it puts all info into ONE txt file. I need the ability to create a DIFFERENT txt file for each PC with the naming convention like computerXXXX, computerXXX2 and so on. PLZ HELP.

THANKS --
CCURTYou would need to give us more information.

What commands are you using in your batch file? Is the batch file calling for an external program (I dont remember batch being able to make text files)

You might also try using the Network Places icon on your desktop/start menu to view computers and their files by browsing your networkI USE pstools --> psinfo

X:\pstools\psinfo -s -d @X:\hostfile.txt -U username -p password > X:\results.txt

I need to create a "results.txt" file for each PC.

Hope this helps.

CCURT

5214.

Solve : Unread and new replies?

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For those who may have not yet noticed created LINKS at the top of the default YaBB TEMPLATE under the welcome message that allows any member to view any of their unread posts or replies that have been made to your posts.

This is a great feature and something I think everyone should take advantage of. Cool! Hmm... I dont see anything different
(but look! Only a few posts left until 2000!) It's here:

Hey, Zylstra, you have x messages, 0 are new.
Show unread posts since last visit. - Show new replies to your posts. <- The new stuff!Oh, thanks Dilbert (applauded)
That is very neat. I was wondering what would happen to all my topic replys after the convert

EDIT: (Oh my goodness! EVERYTHING is backward! Now where did I change that profile setting that made it do that... ) (that last comment is not related to the new feature) That's great, I like that.
Thanks for adding that, it'll come in handy.

5215.

Solve : Notify option.?

Answer»

Lately, I've been noticing a lot of SPAM showing up on the board. Is there any way we could implement some kind of Notify/Report option that will let the admin/mods know about this stuff? Or should we just stick to PM's, for fear of the option being abused?CBMatt,

It would be nice if there was some type of button or link that we could click to report the post to the Admin or a Moderator. I'm sure you've probably seen them...

Of course, I don't know if it would be a good idea to have this type of feature viewable to all...guests included...

However, if someone made a spam post, or ONE that just simply shouldn't be on the board at all...simply clicking this button, or link could report the thread to Admin/Moderator and they could subsequently delete it...

That's a good idea, CBMatt...But sometimes that button can be misused as someone might randomly keep reporting posts. The Admin or Moderator would have a long, useless list of posts...Quote

But sometimes that button can be misused as someone might randomly keep reporting posts. The Admin or Moderator would have a long, useless list of posts...

True...however, if it were only viewable to REGISTERED users, this would cut down on some of the abuse (Since guests will not be able to see it)...also, if a registered user clicks it, his/her Username/IP address could be logged and the appropriate action taken if abused.
Yeah i agree Saviour, problem solved but what do you mean by 'if it were only viewable to registered users'. If what was only viewable to registered users?Quote
Yeah i agree Saviour, problem solved but what do you mean by 'if it were only viewable to registered users'. If what was only viewable to registered users?


Sorry...

I was referring to the link or button that could be used to report a spam post...I agree, it should only be viewable to registered users. Furthermore, I think you should have to reach a certain title (Beginner, Hopeful, Expert, etc.) to be able to use it. It would help assure that someone is a more trusted user. And IP logging is a great idea, by the way. Perhaps a brief pop-up disclaimer could be incorporated somehow, if even possible on a YaBB.I think it's a good idea, it WORKS well on other forums built on VBulletin.
It's just the question of whether it is possible on YaBB, and how to incorporate it if it is.
the idea of having people reach a certain rank before being allowed to report it is a good idea in theory, but is still open to abuse, say by people spamming to get lots of posts and then using it.
Or, someone might see a post they wish to report and be unable to because they are new.
Quote
if it were only viewable to registered users, this would cut down on some of the abuse (Since guests will not be able to see it)...also, if a registered user clicks it, his/her Username/IP address could be logged and the appropriate action taken if abused.
This is a good idea, as is the pop-up disclaimer.
Overall, I think that PM'ing a Moderator/the Admin does work, but it only goes to one person, unless you send it to all of them, but either way it could annoy them with lots of PMs suddenly arriving about the same post.
Reporting the post with a button would be useful, but could lead to abuse and may not be possible.Actually it seems just the regulars have been good at handling it...we usually just shame them into never coming back with our advanced wit...



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I think it's a good idea, it works well on other forums built on VBulletin.
It's just the question of whether it is possible on YaBB, and how to incorporate it if it is.
the idea of having people reach a certain rank before being allowed to report it is a good idea in theory, [highlight]but is still open to abuse, say by people spamming to get lots of posts and then using it.[/highlight]
Or, someone might see a post they wish to report and be unable to because they are new.
Yeah, but then we'd report that person with our handy new Notify feature and they'd get banned. Ha.Quote
Actually it seems just the regulars have been good at handling it...we usually just shame them into never coming back with our advanced wit...



Yeah, I guess . . . anyone seen Newbie01 lately?

But this would provide a quicker way to remove posts that are directly threatening, abusive etc.
Quote
Yeah, but then we'd report that person with our handy new Notify feature and they'd get banned. Ha.
Good point.
LOL.Quote
Lately, I've been noticing a lot of spam showing up on the board. Is there any way we could implement some kind of Notify/Report option that will let the admin/mods know about this stuff? Or should we just stick to PM's, for fear of the option being abused?
I don't mind PM's about this type of abuse and if it is SPAM I'll ban the user, IP, and delete the post. The forums policy does not allow for SPAM or any type of advertising. Forums are meant for help and computer related discussions.

I also try to watch the forums trash bin from MESSAGES the mods delete and handle SPAM sent there as well but sure I miss a lot there.

Apart from sending a PM message the YaBB boards do not have any additional features about reporting SPAM that I'm aware of.
5216.

Solve : Members List of Post?

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Is there a way to see a list of posts I have made in the past I know you can view last 5 or last 20 etc.

But that doesn't seem to be the easiest way, especially when your not sure when you may have posted, that may not be clear but I do know I had to rumage around when I was going back to an old post.

Another question,

what is the best way to find an answer to a question that has obvoiusly been asked before, for example, why do I no longer get an e-mail notifying me of a responce. I mean when using the search.

JpJp...

I just did a search for all posts started by you with the word "computer" as a search string. I entered your username and just searched for those posts you started. I opened each thread and was able to choose, at the beginning of each thread, whether or not I wanted to be notified of replies by clicking the "Notification" button.

Did this answer your question?Quote

Is there a way to see a list of posts I have made in the past I know you can view last 5 or last 20 etc.
Click on your profile. Look at the bottom of that page. Savoir,

I say old BEAN, you are quite marrrvelous, . .
and I thank you, upmostly !


JpGURU,

I also thank you, with the same enthusiasim,

however I was thinking along the LINES of STARTING Post Titles,

I will have to be greatfully satisfied by what is presently available,

as I am.

JpQuote
Savoir,

I say old bean, you are quite marrrvelous, . .
and I thank you, upmostly !


JP


Jp...

You're more than welcome...Quote
Jp...

I just did a search for all posts started by you with the word "computer" as a search string. I entered your username and just searched for those posts you started. I opened each thread and was able to choose, at the beginning of each thread, whether or not I wanted to be notified of replies by clicking the "Notification" button.

Did this answer your question?

Savior,

How'd you do that ? :-?

I searched using my user name Jp and found posts, but there were three or four of them that were not included so I happen to have these listed in notifications, that is how I found them.

I don't understand where or how a search for, "computer", came in, it seems you used two search terms ?

How'd you do that? :-?

JpJp...

At the top of the forum pages is a Search button...

In the Search for: box, I entered the word computer.

In the By User: box, I entered Jp.

I checked all the boards including Subject and Message.

I can check for as little as a week ago, or for all posts.

I can also choose how many posts I want to view.

Then I click the Search button at the bottom...that's all there is to it.Quote
Quote
Is there a way to see a list of posts I have made in the past I know you can view last 5 or last 20 etc.
Click on your profile. Look at the bottom of that page.

I think the lack of a . has caused some problems in understanding.Quote
Jp...

At the top of the forum pages is a Search button...

In the Search for: box, I entered the word computer.

In the By User: box, I entered Jp.

I checked all the boards including Subject and Message.

I can check for as little as a week ago, or for all posts.

I can also choose how many posts I want to view.

Then I click the Search button at the bottom...that's all there is to it.
Why do I not see that?
All I see is a little box which I can enter words to search for, no extra options like that.
Has this always been there?
And why can't I see it?Quote
Why do I not see that?
All I see is a little box which I can enter words to search for, no extra options like that.
Has this always been there?
And why can't I see it?

Click on the search button (the button with all the other buttons home, help, search, login, register, profile, etc.) and you'll have all the additional options.Why have I never noticed that before?
Thanks for pointing that out, it looks REALLY useful!
Can't believe I didn't know about it . . .Quote
Why have I never noticed that before?
Thanks for pointing that out, it looks really useful!
Can't believe I didn't know about it . . .

A complement to you Calum.You were too busy helping
folks.
5217.

Solve : OT Developers Developers Developers Developers?

Answer» http://www.developersdevelopersdevelopers.com/

I can't remember what "DEVELOPERS" means ANYMORE... For a MAN in his position, he seems to have an extremely limited vocabulary. And, he should really stay in better physical shape if he's going to engage in such tirades. I noticed he was heavily perspiring.Steve Ballmer again . . . LOL once more.
It does make me LAUGH - a big sweaty man parading across stage LIKE some kind of toad chanting "Developers developers developers" etc.
5218.

Solve : Members* displayed names question ??

Answer» LOOKS like a NICE town. I wouldn't mind living there. MAYBE AOL's trying to TELL me SOMETHING.
5219.

Solve : I thought I "hated" Best buy BUT...........?

Answer» Circuit City: You're fired, but reapply for less pay

Electronics giant targets 3,400 higher-paid employees in layoffs

Associated Press
NEW YORK -- Circuit City ANNOUNCED layoffs aimed squarely at better-paid workers, implying that wages are as subject to discounts as flat-screen TVs.

The electronics retailer said Wednesday it will lay off about 3,400 store workers immediately and replace them with lower-paid new hires as soon as possible.
The laid-off workers, about 8 percent of the company's total work force, will get a severance package and a chance to reapply for their former jobs, at lower pay, after a 10-week delay, the company said.
Analysts and economists said the MOVE is an UNCERTAIN experiment that could backfire for the chain. The risks: Morale could sink and CUSTOMERS could avoid the stores. Also, knowledgeable customer service is one of the few ways Circuit City can tackle competitors that include Wal-Mart, they say.
"This strategy strikes me as being quite cold," said Bernard Baumohl, executive director of The Economic Outlook Group. "I don't think it's in the best interest of Circuit City as a whole."
While other companies, such as Caterpillar, have introduced two-tiered wage systems, where newer workers make less, firing workers and offering to rehire them at a lower wage is rare.
Circuit City, the nation's No. 2 consumer electronics retailer behind Best Buy, SAYS the workers being laid off were earning "well above the market-based
salary range for their role."

** And you wonder what fuels the Illegal immigrant issue? **

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070329/BUSINESS/703290413/1003/BUSINESSI used to work for CC as a bench tech. This kind of stuff doesn't surprise me at all. I'll bet the CEO didn't take a cut in pay.

Alan <><
5220.

Solve : Is Braindumps good??

Answer»

Hi, everyone

I just like to know if Braindumps are useful for exam preparation. I heard that the
questions are from the actual TEST, who ever i ask they all telling me different things. Someone with knowlege in this area, could you please give me some in site info. Im preparing for my A+ Exam.

Cheers...Depends on what you mean by good. PERSONALLY if you're just looking to memorize questions and answers I guess it could be good. But the only person you'll be fooling is yourself. Simply memorizing questions and answer doesn't really TEACH you anything and when (or if) you get a job RELATED to what you use the braindumps for it's likely you'll have no clue of what's going on.

Most companies that require certification will ALSO likely quiz you on the job interview(s) so if you're looking for a good company I suggest actually learning the subject you're going to be testing on (books, classes, internet) and just ignore the braindumps.Thank you for your advise, good information.

5221.

Solve : Printer Inks?

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:-? I hope someone can help me with this. The ink I use in my HP printer for regular printing (graphics and such) is water soluable. Does any one know if the HP PHOTO Inks are also? If they are, is there any kind of a "fixative" to protect the photo? Thanks for the help.All HP printer inks are water soluable.

It's actually the paper that makes the difference. If you want to print photos that resist water and smudges, try using HP's Advanced Photo Paper.

http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/sm/WF17a/A10-12771-215521-79226-79226-466614.htmlQuote

All HP printer inks are water soluable.
Not so. HP's Vivera inks are pigment based, moisture-safe when fully dry and fade resistant.Quote
Quote
All HP printer inks are water soluable.
Not so. HP's Vivera inks are pigment based, moisture-safe when fully dry and fade resistant.


Not true, as well...

Read further...they use dyes...not pigments...anyway pigments are just a synonym for colors.

http://h71036.www7.hp.com/hho/cache/328624-0-0-225-121.html

"HP uses dyes for color vibrancy because they dissolve completely in water, unlike pigments."

http://h71036.www7.hp.com/hho/cache/331414-0-0-225-121.html

"The use of dyes, RATHER than pigments, also enables HP Vivera Inks to provide an exceptionally smooth, uniformly high-gloss finish on glossy photo papers."

Though the Vivera inks offer better fade-resistance...they are still water soluable. To avoid fading and smudging, a good, fast-drying ink and premium photo paper is recommended.Oops! Sorry - APPARENTLY I have been mis-informed. Quote
Oops! Sorry - apparently I have been mis-informed.


No problem, Rob....

Nobody's perfect...well...I know I'm not. Quote
Nobody's perfect...
Really? Wreck a guy's world, why don't you. *sniff* Quote
Quote
Nobody's perfect...
Really? Wreck a guy's world, why don't you. *sniff*

That wath thilly...LMAO!!!
Thanks for all the help on this MATTER. I also found out there are SEVERAL fixatives that also help with this.
5222.

Solve : Xerox inkless printer?

Answer» PRETTY amazing and good article about it (pretty long READ though).

Xerox is developing a new printing technology which does not require ink of any kind. The new technology includes reusable paper which can be printed and erased dozens of times and has the potential to revolutionize printing. Although the technology is still in the early stages of development, it has the potential to CUT printing COSTS and reduce office paper usage dramatically. New details on this upcoming technology are revealed here for the first time.

http://www.tfot.info/content/view/115/That's big news. Nice FIND.
5223.

Solve : Old Mouse?

Answer»

Hey everyone, i've got an old Logitech Optical mouse with a broken right-click button so i replaced it with another mouse for my computer.
Now anyone know what i should do with the broken one? It seems a waste to throw out a mouse. I like taking things apart so that's what i plan to do but is there anything useful i can do with it?

Thanks for any replies.I like making bracelets with the parts. I've got bags full of little tiny motherboards and whatnot.Quote

I like making bracelets with the parts.
That's kinda camp.

Lol, how do you make bracelets with the parts?Fill it with catnip and leave it out for the cat...Well, if the optical LIGHT still works, and you get another mouse with an optical light that goes out, you have a replacement. (Or you could just make a cool red light using the optical light and battery)

Or mutalate it.... mutalating is always funI always liked this idea after seeing it on a TV SHOW, how about making a computer mouse robot.

http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/01/how_to_make_a_robot_from_an_ol.html

Update the link appears broken and/or hidden in a pay only site. However, did find the PDF file through the G4TV zip file, which can be found through this zip file:

http://downloads.oreilly.com/make/g4pdf.ziphmm...i think i'll just make a simple red (useless) light
I could keep the USB cable for SOMETHING else....dunno......Rob,
I'm just happy to have something to entertain me for a couple of hours when the power goes out. Heh.

Quote
Lol, how do you make bracelets with the parts?
I get this thin plastic sheeting (real cheap stuff; can't remember exactly what it's called) and cut it to whatever measurements I want. Then I just figure out how I want everything to be displayed and I glue it in place. You, of course, have to make sure the plastic will bend once the parts are on it. To close it, you can melt the ends together (for a slip-on) or try to cut a makeshift clasp into it, which is a bit more difficult. I WISH I had some pictures 'cause it's actually pretty neat. I got the idea from all of the wacky fashions in Fruits.

If you use the PS/2 or USB cable, you can also make a necklace!I tried making this really weird thing with the mouse...I was cutting sharp bits off the top of the soldered places and then i accidentally short circuited it.
I remember seeing an article for putting LED's on an xbox controller so thats what i did.
Ill post a picture of the finished product perhaps tomorrow.Old MeeceRight mouse button not working? Plug it into a Mac Quote
Right mouse button not working? Plug it into a Mac
Ooh, feel the love for Apple.Don't fall to the dark side!!! wait, Macs are white...........I don't have a mac so no POINT lol. If i use that mouse for a Mac i will keep pressing right click and getting confused
5224.

Solve : Karma????

Answer»

If you have very high Karma, does applaud/smite do more than 1 point?Don't believe so.So can you applaude ONE person more then once. Like say one day that person helped someone out or GAVE good advice and then a COUPLE days later they did something else good, are you able to applaude that person again?

-Melissa-You can applaud 24 TIMES a day -- you just have to wait one hour between each applaud/smite.

5225.

Solve : BlackBerry Pearl 8100?

Answer»

K got another question for you geniueses. My father has a BlackBerry Pearl 8100 and would like to put mp3's on his phone via the 2 gb mem stick that he bought for it. I plugged in the usb to phone and computer. Computer see the removable drive. Tryed the drag and drop method and I doesn't work. File wont even transfer to the BB. From what i hear it is an ongoing problem with BB pearl users. I would really like to be able to help him out cuz he does so much for me so if you have any answers for my question i would and always do greatly appriciate the help that is offered
Honestly don't have much experience with the BlackBerry but did some search on their site and found some potentially useful information.

Using BlackBerry Desktop Manager

Note: BlackBerry Desktop Manager 4.2 must be installed on the computer.

1. In BlackBerry Desktop Manager, open BlackBerry Media Manager.
2. Use BlackBerry Media Manager to transfer the audio or video file to the BlackBerry smartphone via a Universal Serial Bus (USB) connection.
3. Copy the FILES to the appropriate folder (either \blackberry\Music or \blackberry\Video) on the media card, or directly to the internal BlackBerry smartphone memory.

Note: Files larger than 3 MB cannot be transferred to internal BlackBerry smartphone memory.

Using the BlackBerry smartphone as a USB mass storage device

1. On the BlackBerry smartphone, go to Options > Advanced Options > Media Card.
2. Make sure that Mass Storage Mode Support is set to Enabled.
3. Connect the BlackBerry smartphone to the computer and follow the prompts on the BlackBerry smartphone.
4. Open the My Computer folder on the computer. The media card should appear there as a Removable Disk.
5. Copy the files to the appropriate folder (either \blackberry\Music or \blackberry\Video) on the media card.

Using a media card reader

1. Make sure that the media card reader is connected to the computer.
2. Insert a media card into the media card reader.
3. Open the My Computer folder on the computer. The media card should appear there as a Removable Disk.
4. Copy the files to the appropriate folder (either \blackberry\Music or \blackberry\Video) on the media card.
5. Insert the media card into the BlackBerry smartphone.
Thanks for the response computer admin. My father has the BB media manager and desktop tool. When you open the manager it doesn't pick up on the fact that there is a mem card in it. I just recognizes the internal mem. Hmm that's strange, if the card is not being seen by the program it's likely that is the cause of the issue. May want to see if there is an update to the media manager tool and see if the BB is even reading the card, maybe it's bad.

Otherwise the only other SUGGESTION would be to try the flash card in a media reader.Thanx again. But to my EMBARRASSMENT I found the problem all I had to to was format the mem through the BB
Well at least you got it resolved and thanks for the update. I'm sure you're not the only one who has ran into it and any future user may find your above information useful.
Good advice.
So if you are having PROBLEMS trying to access memory stick with your BB 8100 then you can try formating the stick with the black Berry

5226.

Solve : Microsoft Vista Voice "wreckignition?

Answer»

I am not sure if someone already posted this or not, but check this out:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1123221217782777472

Microsoft Vista Voice "wreckignition"Heh. Have not seen that thanks for sharing it. I LAUGHED. Can't really say it's Microsoft's fault, seems like I always encounter similar issues when dealing with a lot of voice recognition software. But still funny.I remember my Macintosh

(I named my Mac "Idiot")

Me: Idiot, date
(which would normally give the date)
(and the next thing it tells me is a joke!)
Mac: Knock Knock
Me: Go Away
Seen it, but very funny anyway.
Almost as GOOD as the time when the guy demoing Win98 caused a BSoD when he PLUGGED a scanner in.
Bill Gates didn't look overly pleased.
I've never used voice recognition myself, the fear of somehting like that happening is too great.Quote

Seen it, but very funny anyway.
Almost as good as the time when the guy demoing Win98 caused a BSoD when he plugged a scanner in.
Bill Gates didn't look overly pleased.

you should find a video of that.. SOUNDS hilarious..Quote
Quote
Seen it, but very funny anyway.
Almost as good as the time when the guy demoing Win98 caused a BSoD when he plugged a scanner in.
Bill Gates didn't look overly pleased.

you should find a video of that.. sounds hilarious..
http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1301.htm

That was just HILARIOUS! Live on CNN as well (I think)

Who is the other guy in that video (besided BG)

(You know, I emailed Bill Gates once... I got a responce as well... from his "executive responce team")hahahahha
Both videos made me laugh... "That must be why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet..."
Thanks for the laugh, ZYLSTRA!
-John

EDIT: I was a little disappointed it didn't take what he said and turn it into something obscene though...
5227.

Solve : British Airways "a different mile high-club?

Answer»

Updated: 2:52 a.m. ET March 19, 2007

LONDON - A passenger in first class woke up to a shock when he found himself sitting NEAR a CORPSE on a British Airways flight, British newspapers reported on Monday.

Paul Trinder, 54, said cabin crew moved the body of the elderly woman from the economy section where she had died after take-off, the MIRROR and Sun tabloids said.

"The corpse was strapped into the seat but because of turbulence it kept [highlight]slipping[/highlight] down on to the floor," Trinder, a businessman, was quoted as saying. "It was horrific. The body had to be wedged in place with lots of pillows."

The woman's daughter was also upgraded and spent the rest of the nine-hour flight from Delhi to London grieving next to her dead mother, the Sun reported.

The Guardian newspaper said the incident happened last week.

British Airways has apologized for any distress suffered, according to the reports. The Mirror quoted BA as saying: "We apologize, but our crew were working in difficult circumstances and chose the option they thought would cause least disruption."

** I wonder what he had for lunch ! **

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17683917/Sheesh, a nine-hour flight with your dead mother has got to be stressful.That's . . . disgusting.
Horrible.
Shameful.
And anything else you want to add.Awwwwww
That's terrible
Makes me want to FLY even less...
-JohnWhat .... the ... ... ... What is wrong with people today. Why ... .... no comment.
5228.

Solve : Second Test?

Answer»

If Nathan is correct, my Postcount should now be 2996...MAYBE I'm not correct.See? You're still at 992. Test with 17 post count.Again test with 17 post count.Hey look at me in 18..Maybe the PROBLEM's with just me...

HEY! It's working!I got a smite (apparently) a few posts ago... does this nullify the next few posts for my postcount?Nope was board issue. Karma for you!!

I **assumed** because it was working on the admin account, just appeared differently that it was working, I was definitely wrong. During the conversion it unchecked the "count post" option on any previous board that existed and most of my testing was DONE in a board that I created after the conversion that did not have the issue.

Sorry. That's okay. Nuts, I should be over 3000! Sorry Dilbert I was fooling around in another thread [smite] [smile].
Didn't see you testing in here.Yeah and I should be over 1k. OHH well, if you or any other member is really concerned about the count I can manually adjust it for you for compensation.Nah, it's not the end of the world. I'll just keep helping out here as I can and not get all BITTER about it. Better to have 5 posts not count then find out in a week that 200 posts are unaccounted for.

5229.

Solve : Clippy?

Answer»

Heh. AH, Clippy. DONT we all love him? No!
I remember that was the coolest thing on our Windows 98 computer when we had Word installed.

oh... the good OLD daysHaha.
Another reason why I DETEST MS Office though, the assistant annoys the *censored* out of me.Quote from: Calum on March 28, 2007, 10:28:44 AM

Haha.
Another reason why I detest MS Office though, the assistant annoys the *censored* out of me.
My absolute favorite (I need spell check!) was Einstein, but that didnt come with our computer, it was only at the school computers.

(or we could all just GO to Gate's house and ask him: "Why a paperclip?"
5230.

Solve : User cleanup?

Answer»

SMF has an amazing feature for searching for members based off posts and all other nifty FEATURES. So going through and searching for 1+ year old posts of users who have never logged in and have 0 posts and clearing them, so don't freak out when you see the total members drop, there are a LOT of these users surprisingly.Computers, probably. We don't have that annoying "Enter the extremely hard to read code in the box" thing. maybe we shouldIt does GET very annoying though.but it will stop the bots for nowTrue, but it can be a deterrent for humans, too. Who'd register after being rebuffed three times for not having good enough deductive skills to know that a certain squiggle is a c rather than an o?

Though there was a forum I was one once, can't remember the name, that ALLOWED the PC to read the code ALOUD. Which was cool. YaBB had the Obscufated number/letter system, it just wasnt that hard to read.

The one in SMF is much harder to read.
(which is a good thing)

Quote

Though there was a forum I was one once, can't remember the name, that allowed the PC to read the code aloud. Which was cool.
SMF has this capability it's in use on their forums. So maybe something that can be done in the future.Quote from: Dilbert on March 28, 2007, 10:47:38 AM
<snip>
Though there was a forum I was one once, can't remember the name, that allowed the PC to read the code aloud. Which was cool.

MSN Hotmail allows you to do this with their registration process. Its an accessibility feature.
5231.

Solve : A computer that never becomes obsolete?

Answer»

I've been LOOKING for one of these for a long time. Apparently this E-machine will never become obsolete.

I've got one here, a 466id, and, by golly, it's never going to be obsolete either. How do I know? Well, it says so, just like that 533id2 in your photo. It has a 15GB hard drive! *jelous* Its my dream machine! Hmm.. I wonder if you can still buy that sticker.

Its true that it is never obsolete. You can turn it into a firewall, paper weight or my most favorite show it off to firends and hope they are jelous.

I was wondering does it have a 4 or 8MB Video card in it?Specs...We have had a few of those at our school. (Haha, never obsolite... yeah right)
Useless pieces of junks that manage their way into the closet if you ask me

(unless you load it with Windows 3.11, then it will seem fast)The 466id I have was my mother's first computer. My siblings and I gave it to her for Christmas 1999. A few months ago, a tenant in her rental property gave her a newer eMachines, one with Win XP Home and a 1.2 or 1.3 GHz CPU. At first, my mother was going to give this one to a church but I explained to her that it was a substantially better computer than her 466id. So, she DECIDED to keep the newer one.

So, I now have the 466id. A local supermarket has a bulletin board on which anyone can post For Sale signs. I posted a sign for the 466id and haven't recieved a single call on it. If it's appears to be worthless on the MARKET, I haven't decided what I'll do with it; I'll probably either keep it AROUND for awhile or take it to local computer recylcing drive in May or a later collection drive in the fall.

I believe the 466id had only 4MB shared video memory. I had an old PCI video card with 8MB that I installed in it. It originally had 64MB of RAM; was later increased to 128MB. I have the original Win98SE restore CD.my desktop is a 566i2... it didn't have the "never obsolete" sticker on it though... my parents bought it in July of 2000 (it had WinME on it). It originally only had 32MB RAM but when we bought it we got a free upgrade to 64MB :O
Then in '04 when they bought a T2824 (2.53GHz) i inherited it. Note that it's the faster of my two computers !
I put Windows 2000 Professional on it and upgraded the RAM to the maximum of 256MB.
lol
-JohnQuote

I put Windows 2000 Professional on it and upgraded the RAM to the maximum of 256MB.
lol
-John

This is probably a fine running machine i would guess...Quote
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I put Windows 2000 Professional on it and upgraded the RAM to the maximum of 256MB.
lol
-John

This is probably a fine running machine i would guess...

rofl.. here is something to confuse everyone:



specs of it are.. 700mhz celeron, HP CUW-AM motherboard, 256mbs of PC100 memory (even the old crappy HP motherboard supports more RAM than the stock Emachine board that blew up.. i believe the emachines max ram was 512, the HP's is a gig i believe), 8gb seagate primary hdd, 19gb ibm secondary, 48x cd rom drive, promise PCI to ultra 100 adaptor (four drive, for testing externally, just run the cables out the back ), 350w rexus PSU, linksys 100mbs eithernet card, runnin w2k pro (so i can interface with either ntfs or fat partitions without running the bloatware that is XP on it)Haha, Dead_Reckon, so you finally decided to bring out your "pMachine", eh?

We ended up installing Windows XP one one of those (same as the Admin posted) eMachines, and BOY WAS IT SLOW!

I cant belive Windows didnt deny the instalation. (But it did work, just a bit of startup time)Quote
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I put Windows 2000 Professional on it and upgraded the RAM to the maximum of 256MB.
lol
-John

This is probably a fine running machine i would guess...
Yeah, it is, despite being 7 years old. My laptop, on the other hand, which is the same age, and has XP on it (big mistake, i'm switching to 2K on the next reformat) is so slooooooow.

Dead_Reckon: hehe i think i used to have that same monitor...i've had that monitor since 2000.. when i had the horrible packard bell.. long time ago..
5232.

Solve : Live broadcast?

Answer» THOUGHT this was PRETTY interesting. A new site that is broadcasting a PERSONS life 24/7 over the INTERNET. Similar to the movie EdTV.

http://www.justin.tv/
5233.

Solve : Don't mess with Mother Nature?

Answer»

A PARAGLIDER was attacked by a pair of eagles bent on protecting their territory.

Full Story.Oh Man! Our school firewall blocks the link.

Its actualy illegal to remove one of those birds even if they are causing distubance inside your home. Very annoying. (and a BIG fine if you touch it)Quote

Our school firewall blocks the link.
That must mean it's a useful site full of great information for research. Usually seems to be how school firewalls work.Taking information from one person is Plagiarism. Taking from many is research!

I was looking for a proxy that operates via IP address and works in FireFox (portable for U3 system)
(anyone know of one?)Quote
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Our school firewall blocks the link.
That must mean it's a useful site full of great information for research. Usually seems to be how school firewalls work.
Agreed.
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Taking information from one person is Plagiarism. Taking from many is research!
I'll bear that in mind.

The article seems a bit too sensationalist to be taken seriously, not surprising as it's from the SUN.
It's just the way certain words are about twice as big as the rest, makes me wonder how exaggerated this is.
Crazy story even if only some of it is true though.
Thanks for sharing.The Sun i agree will print anything...however it happened at a competition in Australia and there were plenty of eyewitnesses.

Reported by a number of news agencies.I love the Sun

ChrisMe too. They change all the stories to make them more interesting.I registered there as PeckerWood....LOL
Neat site.Even commented about.........
Who's Your Buddy? LOL

http://www.thesun.co.uk/discussions/posts/list/90/8490.page#147217What's Peckerwood gonna say when he finds out ? ?

Must not tell him..........LOLI can't believe that dumba$$ did that.

Must find Sylvester...Fly PeckerWood! Fly! Quote
Me too. They change all the stories to make them more interesting.
Not the REASON i was thinking of, but ok...

Chriswow.. can you say.. "Feather duster from *censored*"?That looks photoshopped. Either the eagles are humongous and have grown out of proportion due to all the gene-tech food or the girl's a midget..

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She said yesterday: “It was the stuff of nightmares. I thought I was dead meat. It was like being attacked by photoshopped flying black labradors.”

5234.

Solve : Protect against harvesters?

Answer»

The occasional message that GETS through my spam filter MAKES me smile. Who doesn't want to invest in a nuclear *censored* PLANT in China?ALSO.. unsticking this post all new USERS should not encounter this issue and by now I'd assume all older users should be aware of it.

5235.

Solve : New forums?

Answer»

Next time, let the posters stay as guests. The new posts will be OK.

Hey, dl65, I did need that hardhat after all.



What the heck? I hit Modify!Yeah hopefully. I did think about that Dilbert, about letting all previous posts just stay as guests. But figured since I've been doing this for the last four days might as well try to get it as good as possible. But if I CANT recover from whatever is causing this slow down and the next conversion does the same thing I guess we'll just keep it that way. Posts WONT be lost, just wont look as nice.Speaking of which, what's causing the lag?Me I think. When I did the convert it started a lot of MySQL processes, I'm trying to wait to see if they'll every stop but so far they just continue to be GENERATED. So probably just going to remove the convert file and kill the processes.: Server shutdown in progress
/home/users/c/comphope/public_html/forum/Sources/Load.php
390

And... it's up! Never mind...

Database Error: Server shutdown in progress
File: /home/users/c/comphope/public_html/forum/Sources/MessageIndex.php
Line: 457KaBoommm.. Man I obviously broke something here.So... are we all good? Can I touch anything yet?




By the way - I preferred the separator that appeared between pinned posts and unpinned posts in the YaBB forums.

Hmm... I see my sig didn't survive the conversion...

Hmm... is there a chance of a little more grace time before posts are marked as modified?Quote

So... are we all good? Can I touch anything yet?
Sure hope we're DONE, at least with the YaBB to SMF conversion. This is definitely the best results so far and looks to be running ok.

- Completely agree with you on the separator one of the first thing I noticed as well.
- Strange that your SIGNATURE did in fact not survive, not exactly sure what caused that. But at least something easy to fix.

All suggestions added to successful post of things to do.Thanks for persevering Nathan. I hope you feel it was worth it! So many more options now, and I think that the forums are more responsive.

Have some good karma!Quote from: Rob Pomeroy on March 27, 2007, 03:16:25 PM
Thanks for persevering Nathan. I hope you feel it was worth it! So many more options now, and I think that the forums are more responsive.

Have some good karma!
Thanks again for the suggestion and even though it did take a good 40+ hours of work I think it will be worth it in the long run have some karma yourself. Thanx again Nathan for all your hard work...Yes, thanks much, Nathan! A much-needed and well-appreciated conversion. Glad to hear and you're welcome. Hopefully this helps everyone: mods, users, me, etc. Yeah, thanks a lot for all the time and effort, we do appreciate it.You're welcome and thanks everyone for the help on the forums.
5236.

Solve : OT--- computer jokes?

Answer» http://www.ahajokes.com/com007.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/com002.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/com014.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/com020.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/com023.html

Utterly fantastic.
I love a good computer joke.
Thanks for sharing.welcomehttp://www.ahajokes.com/com037.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/com038.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/com040.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/computer_jokes.htmlAlways good for the soul. rofl. nice.

comparing a demo of windows and a demo of *CENSORED* are two THINGS that fit very closely together, looks all nice and SPIFFY, but, its just a cover for what is really there.HAHA Nice and Random!!!
5237.

Solve : Great deal on 15MB HDD?

Answer»

Surely the speed of lightning is directly proportional to the speed of light..?

Kind of WRECKING my joke, ain't ya!Quote

Surely the speed of lightning is directly proportional to the speed of light..?

Kind of wrecking my joke, ain't ya!


I tried to resist .... I did... I really did.

>g<

You want fast? Download Windows 3.11 onto the computer you are using right now, and it'll give you fast

I REMEMBER our second computer
4Mhz
2MB RAM
80MB HDD
and running Windows 3.1
(that OS that never crashed... really)
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I guess the speed of light isn't constant, after all.

it cant be. how can a industrial cleaner that works "lightning fast" be equally fast as a computer that is rated to be "lightning fast"? can you EVEN put them on the same scale of speed? can anyone even define the actual speed of "lighting fast"?

as a note, my first computer was a 50mhz Pentium, 16mbs of SIMM memory, w95, 512k onboard dedicated graphics memory, 1gb hard drive. was an old office pc at one time.. it had doom I and doom II on it when i got it, ran fine. i pwnt doom I and doom II in a matter of months on every difficulty on that MACHINE. then it strangely stopped working.. just all the sudden, i try to turn it on to beat doom yet another time, and, presto.. its dead..Oh. My. Goodness. Quote
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I guess the speed of light isn't constant, after all.

it cant be. how can a industrial cleaner that works "lightning fast" be equally fast as a computer that is rated to be "lightning fast"? can you even put them on the same scale of speed? can anyone even define the actual speed of "lighting fast"?

Sure. It is anything that is faster than the speed of dark.





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as a note, my first computer was a 50mhz Pentium, 16mbs of SIMM memory, w95, 512k onboard dedicated graphics memory, 1gb hard drive. was an old office pc at one time.. it had doom I and doom II on it when i got it, ran fine. i pwnt doom I and doom II in a matter of months on every difficulty on that machine. then it strangely stopped working.. just all the sudden, i try to turn it on to beat doom yet another time, and, presto.. its dead..


So it didn't die a slow, prolonged death, eh?


It died ... ... ... (wait for it) ... ...

lightning fast !!






OOOH I WANT
15MB
Seriously, though, wow... it's amazing how far technology has come since then...
-JohnQuote
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I guess the speed of light isn't constant, after all.

it cant be. how can a industrial cleaner that works "lightning fast" be equally fast as a computer that is rated to be "lightning fast"? can you even put them on the same scale of speed? can anyone even define the actual speed of "lighting fast"?

Sure. It is anything that is faster than the speed of dark.

define the speed of dark, and we might be a bit closer to the long asked question.. "How fast is lightning fast?"
To the person referring the speed of lightning to the speed of light.

Lightning travels at a speed of 93,000 miles per second
wheres light if i'm not mistaken travels at the speed of 149,668,992 miles per second. lol speed of light is faster by just a wee bit. I think, someone check me on that.Quote
To the person referring the speed of lightning to the speed of light.

Lightning travels at a speed of 93,000 miles per second
wheres light if i'm not mistaken travels at the speed of 149,668,992 miles per second. lol speed of light is faster by just a wee bit. I think, someone check me on that.
Lightning is really the speed electricity can travel. Light well you figure it out lolQuote


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Sure. It is anything that is faster than the speed of dark.

define the speed of dark, and we might be a bit closer to the long asked question.. "How fast is lightning fast?"


Oh my... I must be running low on creative juice today - I'm not coming up with anything appropriate at the moment.

Let me call a time out, and I'll get back to you when the feeling COMES upon me.


Yes, it is the speed of energy.

When the energy is conducted (word) the energy travels up. The light from it travels down (or appears to)

Still, its fast. And they are trying to replace computer electrical conduction (word) wires with FiberOptic (oouy), which would make computers faster.
5238.

Solve : Sharp Zaurus SL-5500?

Answer» HEY peoples My father had this old PDA (2002) and said he never did anything with it. Told me to take it home play around with it so. I pluged it in to the computer and it won't CONNECT. it can't find a driver. where would i find the right one. and does anyone have any experice with these things. It looks a little old but looks LIKE it has potential. let me know and thanks

[old attachment deleted by admin]I don't know where to find it, but I do have experience with PDAs. I have a SHARP OZ-590A. Be dipped if I can connect to the PC with it...thanx for the replytry www.driverguide.com

If you decide (for some unknown reason) to register, just remember:
GIVE them an email thats not important to you, since they will probably give you junk. (I never register)

Click "View a series of ads" when attempting to download, also, click "Download to my Hard Drive"How about this:

http://www.myzaurus.com/downloads.asp

Looks like the drivers are available here, directly from the source. TRY the installation CD download.Ah, the first Linux-based Zaurus to be sold outside Japan - how I wanted one! You can, by definition, do a lot more with those things than you can with virtually any other PDA. Let us know if you're still stuck.thanx for the reply and links people i will keep you posted on what i come up with
5239.

Solve : Programmer's nightmare?

Answer»

No technical expertise is required to read this ARTICLE. In FACT, very little computing knowledge is required. It's the CLASSIC "pointy-haired boss" from Dilbert, incarnated!

Programming is (theoretically) simple: Your group needs a program that does something. You agree on what it should do, how it should be DONE, then do it. Simple, right? Then, a new boss comes along...

http://cybertiggyr.com/gene/tales/node10.htmlHeh. The dumbest project manager or the dumbest programmer. I would of quit a long time before he did.

5240.

Solve : .Mac??

Answer»

Hi there guys.
Was just wondering if there's something similar to this but is free. Or EVEN if there's somewhere that lets me MAKE an account, and upload FILES that can only be accessed by my account. So nothing like Putfile. The iDisk facility. In the .mac thing i have my account and like 1GB of SPACE and can upload THINGS to my iDisk , and then when i log in i can navigate to the file and download it.
I hope ive made this understandable
Thanks

ChrisTo tell you the truth, I dont belive I understand your question.

www.logmein.com has a backup service, but I dont know how much space they give you. Is this what you are looking for?Yea something like that but for free.
Anyway no worries i found one.
Thanks

ChrisQuote

Yea something like that but for free.
Anyway no worries i found one.
Thanks

Chris
Oh, ok
5241.

Solve : L.O.L??

Answer»

look at this config

guess who's COMP it is....
MINE
ok so should i get a new comp....Quote

ok so should i get a new comp....
Or just not try to run XP on this one...That depends on what you do with your PC. If you're just doing work, your PC is fine for your needs. If you are playing games (like me), then you'll probably want to upgrade your RAM a little.

EDIT: I just realized that my school has SIMILAR computers, but they run Windows 2000. YEAH, XP might be too MUCH for this PC.Either Win2K or a RAM upgrade would help that PC out a lot.
I don't see it playing games either way, but it is a decent PC.I tell you, I have seen Windows XP on worse computers

My old school used to put XP on Windows 98 computers

and my current school, our EMACHINES are loaded with 128-256MB RAM and a 800MHz processor
(Ever notice how almost all PostMaster emails saying your email was delayed always turn up as not sent at all?)
5242.

Solve : Pizza Powered network?

Answer»

Found this at qdb.us:

...
buddy of mine had an order for a custom "rack".. the ONE that holds servers and crap
which is ODD, cause he fabricates aluminum crap...
but they wanted all this heatpipe crap for all the comps
and he was like "That's nice, but where does the heat go?", and the client points to this massive chunk of metal in the center of the rack with a little flap on it
and says "That's where the pizza BOX goes. All the heat from the servers are FOCUSED on that. No pizza means the system overheats, so you gotta keep putting fresh boxes in there to absorb the radiant energy".
:|
Pizza powered network.That made me smile... Pretty clever idea.

5243.

Solve : I can't see the hidden?

Answer»

Some of us were fretting that our Hidden FORUM was visible to everyone. Well, I can't see it right now, so I guess that there's a POSTCOUNT threshold to reach. (I think that'll go AWAY when mod privileges are back... but who knows?)YES, for now must be a mentor or higher to see that section of the forum or a mod. Just did that as a potential fix and location to move posts that were hidden in the past.

5244.

Solve : Did I post in the right forum??

Answer»

I'll DRINK to that!

5245.

Solve : Users...?

Answer»

Quote

I too have wondered why we have so many UK members
We come mainly for the persecution...I feel a kinship to the English.Almost like they brought me
here...................said"George Washington/traitor and first
president.It's been going down hill EVER since folks but.....

Sorry, for the pause I'm back.

The UK is as important as the USA.

France on the other HAND..........LOL

A picture is worth a thousand words.



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France on the other hand..........LOL
Wait... let me guess... "cheese eating surrender monkeys"? Quote
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France on the other hand..........LOL
Wait... let me guess... "cheese eating surrender monkeys"?

WAR strategy:

Armored tanks with 1 forward gear and 5 reverse.

What a plan! [smiley=cheesy.gif]
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Shh Patio.

OK. This time...Proud southerner here . (not a redneck, just a southerner, dont confuse the two)Quote
Proud southerner here . (not a redneck, just a southerner, dont confuse the two)
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh...Quote
Proud southerner here . (not a redneck, just a southerner, dont confuse the two)

So,How's Bubba? In my MIND, the ultimate redneck name is John John. It makes me sad that I know at least three.Quote
......

32.48% Network
20.51% Unresolved/Unknown

Hey, that's somewhere in the U.K, right?
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Proud southerner here . (not a redneck, just a southerner, dont confuse the two)

So,How's Bubba?

actually one of my fathers friends GOES by that.. oddly enough..Quote
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Proud southerner here . (not a redneck, just a southerner, dont confuse the two)

So,How's Bubba?

actually one of my fathers friends goes by that.. oddly enough..

Yes,my son Bobby was 12 before he knew his name...We always
called him Bubba.
5246.

Solve : The first million dollar laptop?

Answer»

March 23, 2007 UK-based bespoke luxury goods creator Luvaglio has created the first million dollar laptop. That’s what the first of their luxury laptops will sell for. Full details of the laptop have not been released at this point, but it is known that it incorporates a 17" widescreen LED lit screen with a specially designed anti-reflective glare coating for clear and brighter image, 128GB of Solid State Disk space and a slot loading Blue-Ray drive. There is an integrated screen cleaning device and a very rare coloured diamond piece of jewellery that doubles up as the power button when placed into the laptop and also acts as security identification. Images here, video here.

Luvaglio CEO Rohan Sinclair Luvaglio told Gizmag earlier today: “Unlike many of the highly priced products being released, we took our time to develop something out of the ordinary with real attention to detail. “

“I didn't want us to simply re-house a laptop into a diamond studded casing, or diamond encrust the entire thing simply to make it expensive. We've put thought in from the keyboard down to the power charger. There is an integrated screen cleaning device and a very rare coloured diamond piece of jewellery that doubles up as the power button when placed into the laptop and also acts as security identification. We have USED diamonds elsewhere but have given them purpose.”

According to Luvaglio, “the brand is committed to re-defining luxury in a few sectors, technology being one of them.

“Many claim to produce luxury goods but we believe that the true element of luxury is having something that says "YOU", that money can't buy.

“At present and from our previous luxury work, our initial clients will be chosen from this selection as we have already established trust.

“The range to be released shortly would allow the owner to become the creator and visit our showroom at two or three well known upmarket stores we are in discussion with, whereby our selection of materials, finishes and accessories will be available to view and a choice selected.

“The choice will be based on our selection but of course other colours and finishes can be done on request. We have access to diamonds that are simply rare and near impossible to get hold of, so are able to OFFER a very embodied choice.

“The presentation boxes are of course supplied and finished in the choice that is selected by the client. Exact figures I am unable to provide at present due to negotiations but will certainly be more obtainable then our master piece.”

The first such masterpiece will sell for more than US$1,000,000.

YEAH * [highlight](And it looks like it might be worth 50,000)[/highlight] what a waste!

http://www.gizmag.com/go/7030/





What a piece of poo.What's the point of having a laptop that looks like that...with the texture on the outside and everything. A laptop that would suite me would be like less than $1000 USD but a good one that would suite me would probably be around $2000.
Lol, I wouldn't mind if the laptop I had was just a screen, keyboard, 2 usb ports, hardware and no cover but it has to be enough to play games Heh. Pretty crazy, for a Million dollars though I'd like to see the inside of the laptop. If someone wants to spend $1Million on a laptop I could save them some money by buying a 1-2k laptop and just super GLUING some diamonds on it for them. Does it actually mention the specs, other than 17" screen, Blue-Ray drive and 128Gb of SSD storage?OS and software extra?The day a "normal" person would purchase a million dollar laptop is when the operating system is the Star Trex Enterprise "holadeck" .
And not beta either !!!

P.T. Barnum said it best...Well, at least I got a chance to look before I got this:
Sorry, we're currently experiencing heavy server loads. Please try again in a few minutes.

Lol

Who in their RIGHT mind would pay so much for a laptop?
The blue ray disk is one thing (though, the BlueRay stores more than the HDD)

(Heh, my laptop has 120BG)

Quote

Posted by: ROB Pomeroy Posted on: Today at 6:30am
What a piece of poo.
Lol. I agree. I dont think I would ever get such a thing. (Maybe if I had a few billion dollars just "sitting" around)They're selling million dollar laptops and can't afford server space ? ?

That makes sense.
5247.

Solve : WEB PAGE ERROR?

Answer» NEW TO THE FORUM, PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME. COULD SOME ONE HELP ME WITH A ERROR MESSAGE I GET WHEN TRYING TO OPEN A WEB PAGE HERE GOES
FE6
THANKS FOR ANY HELP. : :-? :exclamationThat's PROBABLY a truncated web page. Can you give a link, please?And PERHAPS turn off your Caps Lock.
5248.

Solve : I've installed Linux -- Give me my Windows Refund!?

Answer» http://forums.fedoraforum.org/showthread.php?t=139627

This is making great reading -- I'm on page 2. Interesting to say the least, but; these are the PEOPLE killing Gates in Europe, ie all the EU lawsuits on microcrap. It is a shame but hey, he got us where we are today in puters. Kinda funny read and I understand the guy being pissed, but he's gonna lose. Little too much legal/technical at the end though..... nice post* It's a great alternative in many ways...but with Windows coming pre-installed on +90% of new machines and the firm entrenchment in the business world don't hold your breath EXPECTING to see anything change anytime soon...In my opinion, you know full well that when you buy the machine you are getting Windows on it. There are PLENTY of alternative retailers who will quite happily supply a machine with Linux (or any OS of your choice) on it.

And if I remember correctly, the reason why these machines cost more is because they:

- Do not have the bundled c*** (e.g. AOL, Norton) that brings down the machine cost.
- Are produced in smaller quantities.

Please, you are getting the machine cheaper than a "naked" pc. Quit moaning and just format the hard drive.Dilbert I shared your link with another site and gave
you and CH credit for the find.

Hope you don't mind.I really enjoyed the read.

Robert [smiley=thumbsup.gif]Quote
Interesting to say the least, but; these are the people killing Gates in Europe, ie all the EU lawsuits on microcrap. It is a shame but hey, he got us where we are today in puters. Kinda funny read and I understand the guy being pissed, but [highlight]he's gonna lose[/highlight]. Little too much legal/technical at the end though..... nice post*
Nope, he won. He got Acer to agree to a refund for Windows.
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Dilbert I shared your link with another site and gave
you and CH credit for the find.

Hope you don't mind.I really enjoyed the read.

Robert [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

I don't care -- share all you want. I found that with StumbleUpon.

(You EVER notice that with the Programming tag ENABLED on SU, you get languages you never heard of, but not one article on C/C++? )Quote
(You ever notice that with the Programming tag enabled on SU, you get languages you never heard of, but not one article on C/C++? Wink)
Yes.
It's all gibberish to me though.
5249.

Solve : Re: Wha hoppen??

Answer»

Can someone help me? I'm not computer savvy and have a problem. I am trying to login to a member login page on a website which I am a member of. I have, in the past, accessed this page via the usual login and not had a problem. I can still access it from my work computer but for some reason not a home anymore. When I type in my login info and enter, the page just seems to stall out. The progress ICON at the bottom of page register 2 or 3 bars and then "times out". Any ideas would be appreciated. I just did a QUICK search of net to find someone who might be able to help and stumbled across this site.
If you're UNABLE to login on another site unfortunately it's not something any of the members here will be able to assist you with. You'd need to contact the webmaster or admin of that page to see what the issue is with your login.Exactly. If you can access the Internet but not one site, chances are it's the site having trouble.

(If you are behind a router, this can HAPPEN as a result of router trouble. If you use a router, TURN it off for a little over 30 seconds and switch it back on, then try again. However, if that doesn't work -- or if you don't use a router -- then it's the site, not you.)

5250.

Solve : canon printer will not print cyan?

Answer»

Hi, I'm brand new to the forum. I have a canon s530d printer. I bought a new printhead,but it did not solve the problem. I have tried four different cartridges(I have been refilling this printer for several years with no problem). Is it possible that the contacts going to the printer need to be cleaned? Or is possible that the memory in the printer is faulty? I also installed the latest driver from Canon. Any help would be appreciated, I am totally lost......Thanks, Baruskahello and welcome to the forums....

how old is the printer its self and ink cartigages that you are refilling??


unlovedwarriorHi Unloved warrior, The printer is about 4 years old, the cartridges(4) have been REFILLED a number of times and they are not new. The printhead is new.....I got two other responses,one from Canon to go thru the usual printhead alignment and cleaning(been there done that) the other from inkaccessories and they had another idea, they said to remove the CAP from the purge unit and soak in warm water for 10 minutes. I will try that and let you(everybody) know if it works. Thanks for the interest. There is a possibility that all the cartridges are no good, but I doubt it because the other colors and the black are of the same vintage and they work well.......Do you think there is a possibility that the printer chip or electronics is faulty? Canon's cartridges are simply ink resevoirs, not like some other where the printhead is on the CARTRIDGE......Anyhow, I'll keep you posted, Cheers, Baruskait might be just that one is broke but try soaking it and SEEING what that does for you