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| 2001. |
Solve : The last Youtube video you liked...? |
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Answer» lol. I was going to put the last youtube video you watched, but that would waste all of our TIME... lol. I was going to put the last youtube video you watched, but that would waste all of our time... Nice video, i like it. I like this one http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dIPIu1gxJ-8 i'm STAGE manager, tell me the time in the video and i'll tell if your correct. Here is a hint, i have dual SCREEN going, a logitech wireless mouse like 0:56? lolQuote from: gamerx365 on September 28, 2008, 07:24:04 PM like 0:56? lol Yes, what do you think , i'm part of the tech team (light and sound team) at school and we do all lighting and sound for MAJOR productions, and i'm the main computer tech for the team.... Anyway we better keep on topic wow congrats. see i would never be able to do anything like that because im really shy lol so i dont work well with people and also id be afraid of such responsibility.lol i just would be afraid of the resposibilty i new it was about 56 sec lol |
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| 2002. |
Solve : Anonymous Exposed? |
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Answer» I've always thought I had a good sense of humour- but I noticed this THREAD was hypocritical from the beginning as well- I just didn't find it as FUNNY as you guys.Quote from: BC_Programmer on September 29, 2008, 07:06:51 PM I've always thought I had a good sense of humour- but I noticed this thread was hypocritical from the beginning as well- I just didn't find it as funny as you guys. Youre RIGHT were too mean I think we should all get along and force each other to like each other. Its like we always Fight. I dont know what the Heck I just said Just Ignore the Rest of my posts in this thread until further notice.Quote from: !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~! on September 29, 2008, 07:14:06 PM I dont know what the Heck I just said Just Ignore the Rest of my posts in this thread until further notice. Way ahead of you. Quote from: BC_Programmer on September 29, 2008, 07:34:21 PM Quote from: !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~! on September 29, 2008, 07:14:06 PMHah.I dont know what the Heck I just said Just Ignore the Rest of my posts in this thread until further notice. I still find this thread hilarious, although the joke has peaked now.Quote from: homer on September 29, 2008, 06:34:32 PM QuoteI am not waveing my armsyou are quite incorrect. i used to be one for years, some of my close friends were part of anon for years before i even became one. even though i left anon, they are still part of it. so all in all, i think i know how anon works... I did a little research into your claim you my friend have no idea what so ever, i understand you now; homer i have permission do as i WISH on this forum, you are a user with a small grasp on a big concept. You surf a website of which we both know and as you i have also used the same site, nothing more mearly a website. You know nothing of the real Anon. I stand corrected, this thread's hilarity value just went sky high again.a Roller-coaster of humour. Would you say we have a plethora of humor?Quote from: Saviour on September 30, 2008, 01:16:28 PM Would you say we have a plethora of humor?Indeed. a forest of funnies. a larder of laughs. a closet of quips. Annon- I think everybody is neglect to believe you simply because posting this thread is kind of against the entire decree set forth by anonymous.Quote from: Saviour on September 30, 2008, 01:16:28 PM Would you say we have a plethora of humor? Nah Its more like A MOUNTAIN OF humor. Never mind its just alot of humor.Quote I did a little research into your claim please inform me on what you found, i am quite curious. Quote You surf a website of which we both know and as you i have also used the same site, nothing more mearly a website. really? you seem to be a little in the dark annon. by you using the words "website" and "site" in their singular form it leads me to believe that you believe there is only one site. such a "high ranking" anon should be aware of the other sites, even the hidden ones. Quote You know nothing of the real Anon. how do you know this? also, would you be so kind as to explain what this "real anon" is? I am quite busy at the moment homer; but I will say this I am allowed to inform you all of what ever is publicly available online. Nothing more - as I have done in the above - I will also continue providing this service if this is ok with the administrators. I will tomorrow provide a full update on our movements to date (public movements). To finish homer your comment on NYPA - you know what site that’s from proving that you are nothing more than a good old fashioned /b/tard. Quote I am quite busy at the moment homer that is unfortunate, however i will be waiting because i do wish to receive whatever details you have on me. Quote I will tomorrow provide a full update on our movements to date (public movements). i honestly dont think any here is interested. this is a computer forum, not a news forum. (mind you we do have a news section thats titled "computer news.") Quote you know what site that’s from again, singular.This is Thread is turning into a FLAME war.Quote from: !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~! on September 30, 2008, 05:28:31 PM This is Thread is turning into a flame war. as long as it stays funny. |
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| 2003. |
Solve : Dell Rant? |
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Answer» Going to get a SCREW driver tomorrow so I can fix this annoying sound issue. I have a set of headphones that work in EITHER mono or stereo. If I tilt the laptop to the right, I get stereo sound and sound from the internal speakers. Bit bizarre, seeing as nothing is rolling AROUND inside that I can tell. Anyway, I'll pull this laptop apart tomorrow and see if it isn't a loose cable. I think it is, the daughter board is on the right side of the laptop, and tilting it to the right to make it work in stereo makes sense.Hey Man I have a question I have Walkman Headphone for a CD player. Oh joy.....another argument. there called Fanboys. They annoy me so much. |
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| 2004. |
Solve : Freak Out !!!? |
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Answer» freak-out!!!! |
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| 2005. |
Solve : Your Audio Player? |
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Answer» Media Monkey FTW!!! Dude, XBMC is the best media player/center EVER. Anybody that doesn't have it needs to spend the $50 bucks to get a used xbox on ebay, softmod it and install XBMC. You will not be sorry. XBMC didn't work that well on my computer. It screwed up FLVs. Anole works fine though. I SUPPOSE no-one else has TRIED it? Quote from: EVILFANTASY on October 01, 2008, 02:03:10 PM Red-eye.Oh, I've never used XBMC on a computer so I can't speak to that. It is the bomb on an Xbox, though.I use WMP more than iTunes or VLC, i only use iTunes for My iPhone |
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| 2006. |
Solve : photoshoped pictures thread? |
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Answer» No. I can't photoshop a circle onto a triangle. Search for "PAINTED cats." You'll FIND the results INTERESTING.lol yes very interesting im genna paint a cat in photoshop right now |
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| 2007. |
Solve : Something I found very interesting? |
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Answer» Lol. Now we know why you LIKE it so much. |
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| 2008. |
Solve : Senate backs bail-out plan? |
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Answer» Quote from: Aegis on October 04, 2008, 11:34:13 AM My "they" was the government which allowed all this to happen. I know- I was merely DIGGING one deeper- the government, after all, get's the money to pay for this bail-out from tax dollars.We are lucky in Georgia we can crossover vote.I am Republican. I vote for John McCain,then I vote for John Barrow. Although John Barrow is a Democrat he voted 'NO' on the stupid and embarrassing bailout so,I will vote for him November 4th. I can't believe 85% of the population was against the bailout and those fools still voted it in. I am one very angry VOTER!!! I've been angry since the dot-com CRASH of the early 2000's. That's when our economy started its long slide DOWNWARD. |
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| 2009. |
Solve : Happy Birthday!? |
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Answer» Happy Birthday...............................................Typhoeus! Happy birthday to you, happy Brirthday to you!, happy Brithdayyyyyy tooooooo youuuuu!!Happy birthday to you Thank y'all. you were not around for a COUPLE of days buddy! Missed ya You mean when I disappeared about two weeks ago? I went on vacation. I would've left notice, but I thought I would be able to access the internet at the cabin, but I couldn't. I also didn't think anyone would care too much. But thanks.Quote from: typhoeus on October 03, 2008, 12:43:17 PM I also didn't think anyone would care too much. But thanks. I'm always watching, and ofcourse we care 17 huh? Ah... Happy birthday...!HAPPY 17TH BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was wondering were you went... i agree with ivy of course we care!Happy birthday friend.Thanks again. Enjoy ! ! And Many More... |
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| 2010. |
Solve : Gibberish? |
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Answer» Hah, I was RIGHT. Don't know why he said Soviet Battle Elephant though.. shue giberish is fineSeriously, why did you say Soviet Battle Elephant?The name of the topic is gibberish....Who is 'you know who'? Is it who I think it is?On satdaty i saw doggeral jon
I SIT corrected..... |
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| 2011. |
Solve : Real and Mental!!!!!? |
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Answer» Quote from: computeruler on October 05, 2008, 03:18:06 PM not another!! are you the ORIGINAL annon?? Oooooh....I feel like PRESSING the "delete post' button.......Quote from: CARBON Dudeoxide on October 05, 2008, 08:17:40 PM Quote from: computeruler on October 05, 2008, 03:18:06 PMnot another!! are you the original annon?? I WOULD as WELL. |
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| 2012. |
Solve : Watch this guy...? |
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Answer» Quote from: Ivy on SEPTEMBER 29, 2008, 11:34:21 PM No Squall I did not mean you, I meant Carbon. FORGOT to take my meds but, am okay now... some people think that I am a women at times Quote from: squall_01 on October 03, 2008, 09:38:17 AM some people think that I am a women at times Hmmmmmmmm........?dont get any thoughts. DIRTY old man I don't BELIEVE I was thinking...... -_- So.....When is Pentweazle GOING to visit us again? (and why did he refer to himself in third person?)sorry typical thinking Ty and I thought is was odd he referred to himself in the 3rd-person also. But we would like to welcome him to CH, and we hope he finds his time here useful. Quote from: squall_01 on October 03, 2008, 09:38:17 AM some people think that I am a women at times Quote from: squall_01 on October 03, 2008, 09:38:17 AM some people think that I am a women at timesQuote from: squall_01 on October 03, 2008, 09:51:12 AM dont get any thoughts. dirty old manQuote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on October 03, 2008, 09:54:11 AM I don't believe I was thinking...... -_- Oh MY GOODNESS!! Old man was fine but Dirty Old man!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLWell I mean sometimes the way that I talk especially on the phone since the patterns of your voice can change at times. |
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| 2013. |
Solve : Evil Plan Guide? |
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Answer» Ah, but the subtle difference here is that this is the realm of imagination! Yes, it is human nature. Violence has always been around in some form or another, true. I know, too, that it's not just the games -- but part of the problem, large or small, is that parents let the kids at the games and movies and other media at way too young of ages. No child should see or play the GTA titles, for example. I grew up playing stuff like GTA and watching movies that most mothers would cower from. My father wasn't too strict about what we could and couldn't watch or play, just so long as it got us to stop bugging him. I can speak from personal experience that, frankly, the only thing growing up watching violent stuff did was make me realize that the world ain't all love and happiness like kids who grow up watching Barny think. Its made me realize, happens, people die, and to put it bluntly, the world is , get over it. Personally I think that teaching a child only love and happiness will just lead them down a path that isn't suited for life in this world. They won't be able to cope with much because there simple belief system based on love and happiness would have crashed when anything bad happens. You can't expect to get anywhere in this world these days by being nice to everyone, and you certainly can't expect to live your life without some dramatic crap happening. So I figure, people should be prepared to realize this so they don't become a depressed middle class idiot who cries because no one understands them or some crap like that. But this leads back to what I've said before so many times. People are programmed after birth through sociological "Morals" and "ETHICS" set in place to make people submissive and passive by similar crap that there parents where programmed with. Times change, people don't, the system changes them through the media, and other sources of controlled information. There programmed so they won't do anything but be a drone there whole life. I mean, honestly, inn a world of workers, who wants thinkers? Definitively not the people profiting from those workers, because a thinker realizes he's being screwed and informs others, which creates more thinkers. That causes problems, whereas keeping us all tame and fearful of loosing a job doesn't. It keeps us inline, unless another job comes along, then some other rich guy profits off of our ignorance of thinknig "This job is different because its for a different large company.". If you want to live this way and go for the American Dream, or whatever they call it in your country, go right ahead. But the thing about the American Dream is that you have to be asleep to believe it, so, wake up. Wake up and see what the world really is. Look deeper than whats visible on the surface and you'll realize that you've been played by the system since the first time you started to be educated by it. But you can't just jump out of the group and say "Hey, I don't want to be a part of this anymore!". You'll get thrown to the bottom of society and realize that the system is designed to net those who want to be a part of it, and those who don't. I'm one of the latter type of persons, and frankly; I'm rather annoyed that no one realizes how easily there "Life" could be pulled out from under them leaving them sitting on the ground looking stupid. The moral of this is up to you to figure out, if you can't understand it, your a part of the system, therefor, a part of the problem. I would like to NOTE that, while typing this, my wireless card got mysteriously disabled. No clue how it got disabled, I had to enable it and reboot. So I saved this in notepad. Here we go again! Limited or no connectivity! Great, the joy of fixing this crap. Maybe its not properly seated, this warped case may have pulled the card loose. Gah! Alright, no idea what I did. Shut down, removed the laptops drive from my desktop because there is no use of it spinning and not being used. Checked the wireless card, it was firmly seated, tucked the SATA power cables up between the optical drive bay and the left side panel. Booted the computer up, and suddenly its connected again. I think this wireless card is just junk, its done weird things like this since I bought it like, two years ago. For the record, the wireless card is a D-Link AirPlus G model DWL-G510 Wireless PCI Adapter.this place doesnt have a language filter??DR this is the 2nd time i've had to clean up your Posts for language and i mentioned it the first time... Clean it up.....period. |
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| 2014. |
Solve : WTH? |
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Answer» Thats stupid, its just a google search: |
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| 2015. |
Solve : Oops? |
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Answer» I encrypted parts of my laptop's hard drive when I was toying with TweakUI a while back, now the laptop is busted (dropped it and the sound port got screwed when the headphone jack got rammed into the laptop). So, here I sit trying to get files from my Installs and ARCHIVES folder with my laptop drive plugged into the SATA bus on my desktop. Its encrypted, and while I have managed to inherit permissions, I cannot decrypt it. I used windows to encrypt it, so has anyone got any idea how to decrypt the drive when its not installed in the computer which encrypted it? Oh well, at least I didn't encrypt the whole drive. But you said... Quote from: Dead_Reckon on October 09, 2008, 03:14:03 PM I encrypted my laptop's hard drive There, fixed the typo, I only encrypted the documents and stuff that I think is eyes only.LOL, thanks. What version of TweakUI offers an encryption feature ? ? I'm confused. |
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| 2016. |
Solve : Bad day at the office? |
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Answer» http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/i_love_my_job_000487.html Thanks.....for sharing.... lolWow, that's gotta be up there with the level of a bad week my lil bro had when he decided to burn every sort of leaf he COULD find in our camp fire when he was about 6 or 7... He picked up some poison ivy doing this, his eyes, nose, ears, and hands where swollen for nearly a week after. He was blind because of his eyes being swollen shut for most of that time too. And he couldn't even let his hands touch any part of himself because they too where covered in poison ivy and would spread ONTO anything he touched. I avoided him, seeing as i was allergic to poison ivy and he had the MIDAS touch of poison ivy. OH man I've got some hilarious memories (Some shoudln't be funny, but i can't help but laugh.) from the camp ground, Cave Mountain LAKE, we use to go to before everything got too expensive.ROFLROFLORLFORLFORLFORLFOl |
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| 2017. |
Solve : Wonder Woman is missing cause she got fat..LOL? |
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Answer» I'll also answer the call ''hellooooo, who is this''? I'll also answer the call ''hellooooo, who is this''? Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on October 09, 2008, 05:24:36 AM *Huffing and Puffing* Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on October 09, 2008, 05:24:47 AM Whoops, there goes your house. Hehehe..... Quote from: Carbon Dudeoxide on October 09, 2008, 05:24:36 AM Huffing and Puffing HTTP://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaTswLgRak8 You can always GO Off topic topic in Off-Topic.I love it!!!! Summon the unicorn Mooooo!LOL!!!!! We were talking about the real Unicorn!! Besides unicorns don't go ''mooooooooo'' they go ''meow meow'' Gosh!!!Sir patio, our resident genius, is the Unicorn... Our resident genius is this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevgeny_Primakov Look at his picture for 30 seconds and try not to LAUGH....it's impossible. |
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| 2018. |
Solve : Game NSIC "The Immortals"? |
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Answer» Does any ONE know about this? I was watching NSIC an seen a RERUN of Abby playing a game she said was the immortals. I just wanted to CHECK it out an poke around with it.It's NCIS and yes i believe that was the game she was playing...is this the Episode when Donozo and the Director are both lying to Gibbs ? ?Its NCSI too many words to remember. I think thats it. What do you now on it?Naval Criminal Investigative Service...I now what it stands for but I still think its the other way, its on tonight.Naval Service Investigative Criminal ? ? Okay your right I LOOKED it up. You now anything? |
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| 2019. |
Solve : ROTFLMAO...LOL? |
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Answer» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A&feature=related LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OKAY........... LOLwell that was pretty FUNNY.... |
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| 2020. |
Solve : please nvm this? |
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Answer» im just trying see if my....gif works... nvm posts usually go to the offtopic! YES im really stupid Hey its been moved now! you are not stupid btw, you are very SMART, and that GIF is very kool Quote from: annnon on October 06, 2008, 12:20:06 PM Very helpful Annon.....This will influence our decision... |
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| 2021. |
Solve : For anyone who thinks I'm crazy? |
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Answer» Watch this video: I've always known there was SOMETHING behind *censored*, higher then government leaders. Wether this is them- I don't know. Agreed. And whoever is up there made Israeli murderers "commandos" and Arab murderers "terrorists".wow 2 hrs? thats a bit long for me mabye ill watch a bit |
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| 2022. |
Solve : Walmart Clown Ad. Why so funny?? |
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Answer» Walmart CLOWN Ad. Why so funny? |
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| 2023. |
Solve : Windows Defender Poll? |
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Answer» No |
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| 2024. |
Solve : Happy Birthday CarbonDudeoxide...? |
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Answer» Cheers...ENJOY ! !Thanks mate! Wow...i got it right this time.... I was gonna say.. Wasn't it your birthday a couple of months ago ? Happy Birthday You just had to bring that up eh ? ? |
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| 2026. |
Solve : Tee dating violence? |
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Answer» DATING violence awareness and prevention week. Domestic abuse is the most COMMON cause of injury to women ages 15 to 44, in the USA. FEBRUARY 1 through February 5 of this year was: National team dating violence awareness and prevention week. For more information on this please visit: http://USA.gov and search on keywords TEEN dating violence prevention Share what you learn. It's a shameful situation, a reflection of a wide-spread, deep-seated societal sickness. Oh, and this belongs in Off-topic. |
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| 2027. |
Solve : 4/1 IRS Audit Edition? |
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Answer» 4/1 is mañana. The link doesn't work for me.OK , try Photo bucket. http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn54/geek9pm/IRS-Aidot-Edition.png |
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| 2028. |
Solve : Inside Ten of the World’s Largest Data Centers? |
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Answer» Some amazing setups. |
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| 2029. |
Solve : Ventrilo TTS fun? |
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Answer» Anybody got any extra fun Ventrilo TTS sounds? Here are a few examples: Code: [Select]ixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb ivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv sprinkler TIME thiststststststststststststs Treval Come on nerds, where are you? This is fun! No answers? :cry:Quote from: Treval on February 02, 2010, 05:01:51 AM Come on nerds,I feel insulted somehow. It was a compliment. =)Quote from: Treval on February 02, 2010, 02:04:57 PM It was a compliment. =)Well. This isn't for Ventrilo, but try typing soi soi soi (repeat a whole lot of times) Into Microsoft's TTS using Microsoft Sam as the voice. Meh. I've scorched most of Google on it. I already KNOW soi soi soi. =( =P Others include: Code: [Select]ROFLcopter Alert ROFLcopter Alert soi soi tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche, soi soi soi My LMAOplane takes off like thisttsttsttsttsttsttsttsttsttststststststst stststsstsstsstsstsstsstsstsst My UFO goes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Yo pranksta, I'm a GANGSTA, and I rap rap rap and I rap rap rap I rap like CRAP yeah I rap rap rap oh I rap like crap I need a map I can zap zap zap if you die on my lap yeah! Any 18 digit number such as 999999999999999999 Soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi my helicopter goes dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfe Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak Kak I can hear the cart o comeing! Rhan! i'm charg'n mhai lazars - ware'n mhai blazars - i just *censored* some razers - star treck hazz de fazers "yall need a helmit oot 'ear" "canada haz a lot eh beer" I do-ez all mhai shap'n at de sears store - I was wuance a man *censored* {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{}}{}{}{}{{}{}{{} {}{}{ }{}{}{}{}{}{}{{{}{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}{}{}}}} *censored* goes, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwww Holy shicklschmeit, we are getting some seer-ee-oos schmadickle. I'd hate to be iggitybiggityfwig ov de bweghlfwhegh. 2-tolly. Amirite. Ya. Iamrite. Shickyshmickypoo, fwiggledigglepliggle. Rite? Coolio, meh fwerghlderghl glargenheim shiggy diggy. Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgh. Riggy. Figgy. Biggidydig. LOL k. Plop. Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! YOU, ARE, A PIRATE!!! Yar, har, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE, DO WHAT YOU WANT cuz A PIRATE IS FREE!!! Yar, Har, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE, YOU, ARE, A PIRATE my rofl copter goes (dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfd fdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfe) &#*%)()))(*#%$%@[emailprotected]!#%&$!!^*&%^$%&$#% %%#[emailprotected]$&$#&$%^& @*(($%&*(><#$^$&$*%^#??# ##%#$&#%&$%$%&++___^$#%&^# $&^#@&@$$%&& (on super speed) "][][][][][][][][][][][][][][" guitlhrukgcrtgvyukgguigfieriufucking tichtichtichtichtichtich tichtichtichtichtichtichtichtichtich tichtichtichtichtichtichtichtichtich yesh? well you can shuck my bawlsh...mmmmmshhhhhhhhh" dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM My motor goes hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmma and my roflcopter goes soi soi soi sphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphs phsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsphsp hspha Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you get the point. (*&^*(&(*&)_(*&)*^()&%|}|}:>"}}>}>}>}:"> )*&(*&%^$^%#%!~~%% (^$(^()(*^(^*(^*()%*)& ^{:}"|:{>}>|{}:{}>:>:>|}:|:|:|::|:|:| :{> ">}{>:|}:|}|||}:}>}>})(&)(&%^$(*&%^#(*&% &(^#(&^%* lolloloolololollolooloolollololollooolol ololololooolollollol Lmao. I guess I just answered my own question. =D Treval |
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| 2030. |
Solve : nice story? |
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Answer» MAN entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a monkey. The shop OWNER pointed out three identical monkeys and said, "The monkey to the left COSTS 500 DOLLARS." Why does that monkey cost so much?" the man wondered. The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer." The man asked about the next monkey on the perch. "That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other monkey can do, plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system." Naturally, the startled CUSTOMER asked about the third monkey. "That one costs 2,000 dollars." "And what does that one do?" the man asked. The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two call him boss!" |
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| 2031. |
Solve : introduction? |
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Answer» First Name? Sasidharan. Do you have pets? No. How many hours a DAY do you spend on the computer? 5-10. How many computers do you own? 1. What is your favorite color? Pink. What kind of music do you like? Classical. What are your goals? Give happiness 2 my FAMILY&improve my knowledge on computer. Who are your heroes? Bill Gates. What kind of sports are you into? Cricket. Do you have any piercings? No. Left hand or right handed? Right Any tattoo's? No. What is your favorite website? Google. Playing any computer or console games if so which ONES? I don't play Married? yes. Have kids? 2 daughter What languages do you speak? MALAYALAM, ENGLISH &HINDI How many keys are on your keyring? No What is your favorite beverage? soup What is your hair color?Blackyou should of posted this in the introduce yourself pinned thread |
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| 2032. |
Solve : HEADERS FOR BLOG? |
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Answer» IS THERE A SITE I COULD GET FREE HEADERS FOR A BLOG SITE |
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| 2033. |
Solve : School texts dismiss Darwin? |
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Answer» This is an old topic. Been going on for over 150 years. However, the AP found a new twist to the story dated March 6, 2010. Top home-school texts dismiss Darwin, evolutionFull AP story here. Darwin published in 1859 his book On the Origin of Species. One step forward and two steps back seems to be the norm. for scientific theories these days. I think the main problem is simply that most people who discredit it don't understand how evolution WORKS. it's not just a case of "hmm, I wish I had flippers" and poof, they have flippers, or they GROW flippers, or whatever. It's more like "hah, look at that mutant kid with the flippers. OMG! I'm drowning! help me flipper boy!" heh, I particularly like (or more precisely, dislike) this part: Quote Wile countered that Coyne "feels compelled to lie in order to prop up a failing hypothesis (evolution). We definitely do not lie to the students. We tell them the facts that people like Dr. Coyne would prefer to cover up." Constantly creationist state that evolution is failing... and yet it seems counter to the fact that there are countless examples of physical evidence in it's favour. dinosaurs; fossil records that show a eventual change in shape from hollow-boned lizard to feathered bird. And yet the only "evidence" to the contrary is a book filled with vague suggestions where even people who all agree it is "the word of god" fight over exactly what it means. If God was to write a book I would imagine that he'd make *censored* sure everybody could intrepret it. I highly doubt he'd try to be poetic and represent stuff using vague and easily misinterpreted fables but rather be a bit more direct. Nor would all of them be strangely themed around the very period of time in which it was written. Does anybody wonder why the bible was transcribed exclusively in latin for hundreds of years? And NOTE the word "transcribed" these were copied by monks using ink and ILLUMINATION, god knows (haha, good pun I say) how many inaccuracies and errors made their way into it. And it wasn't even available for reading by the very people who believed in it for hundreds of years, instead they took the interpretation of an "enlightened few" who decided exactly what everything meant. Consider for a moment the concept of "indugences" whereby people could literally pay their way into heaven. Sounds more like a pyramid scheme of the middle ages to me, not a religion. Anyway I could go on for pages about this... but I've done that before in thread(s) inappropriately posted on the very debate. |
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Solve : We survived? |
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Answer» they seemed to ignore the same odds QUOTED by noted SCIENTISTS when the atomic bomb was DEVELOPED. Nobody was SURE how big the resulting explosion was going to be.Still only 35% of its capacity...so the Big One is a WAYS away... |
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Solve : Troy Polamalu Groundhog Day? |
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Answer» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFzIdZbypNk Funny... 6 more WEEKS of WINTER was pretty much UNANIMOUS here...with the groundhogs and the meteorologists. |
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Solve : Hi!? |
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Answer» HIYA , just WANTED to greet everyone. Its a awesome SITE that you have here, KEEP up the excellent work. LaterWELCOME AND WE HOPE YOU SPEND TIME HERE AN ENJOY IT , HARRY |
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Solve : The beauty of slow motion? |
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Answer» My NEW HD camcorder can shoot 120fps. Amazing |
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Solve : LOLBUNNY!? |
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Answer» I can't stop laughing with this, lmao: There were a few shocked expressions here. Not from me, but people who just happened to glance at my monitor. Did they say, "Gosh darn Helpmeh, if you're not playing video games all night, you're watching some crazy bunny video ! ?" Quote from: EEVIAC on April 02, 2010, 12:47:15 AM Did they say, "Gosh darn Helpmeh, if you're not playing video games all night, you're watching some crazy bunny video ! ?"No. Shocked noooobs!Quote from: Treval on April 02, 2010, 05:26:36 AM Shocked noooobs!No. |
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Solve : "drinking with bob" comedian? |
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Answer» This GUY is out-of-this-world-funny |
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Solve : The Most important Question EVER!? |
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Answer» So TELL me! Firefox.Windows XPCamel cigarettes and a bottle of scotchMap of Borneo...10-9-8-7.....6-5-4...An unworking 486 computer. Grande Mocha The question REMINDS me of George Carlin's hippy, dippy weatherman ( don't remember the quote word for word). |
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Solve : Rain? |
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Answer» http://www.tineye.com/search/71aee432740658ef8ba2a44069a1264ae49073d8 All the sites that use the image ^^^ (or that TinEye has FOUND)Quote from: HELPMEH on January 28, 2010, 07:18:50 PM http://www.tineye.com/search/71aee432740658ef8ba2a44069a1264ae49073d8 Gosh, Helpmeh makes me feel bad. I thought I was the only person who ever used the raining.gif image. Quote from: BillRichardson on January 28, 2010, 08:45:07 PM Gosh, Helpmeh makes me feel bad. I thought I was the only person who ever used the raining.gif image.This is in the off-topic section. I just decided to CHIP in a random fact about your image. |
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Solve : April Rain? |
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Answer» Talking about yourself in the third person is deeply weird.
Not Just Inactive. BANNED. But, still a account. you can view profile information and so forth. Quote from: greg on April 03, 2010, 12:24:02 PM So you admit that you've made new accounts to avoid being banned?Ban the witch! Quote from: BC_Programmer on April 03, 2010, 12:31:37 PM Not Just Inactive. If BillRichardson had been "Banned", the account would have been removed. MAYBE BC should contact Bill Richardson. Now that BC is part of CH staff, BC can find out what is wrong. Maybe Bill Richardson is SICK and in the hospital? Thanks BC for the kind regard for other members.Quote from: Salmon Trout on April 03, 2010, 12:35:02 PM Ban the witch!Wait, let us strap him to an anchor and throw him in a lake. If he lives, he is a witch! If he dies, he is dead!Quote from: greg on April 03, 2010, 12:49:57 PM If BillRichardson had been "Banned", the account would have been removed.No, accounts do not get removed by default when they are banned. Quote from: greg on April 03, 2010, 12:49:57 PM in the hospital?Mental hospital probably.Enough... Topic Closed. |
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Solve : Facebook's downtime!? |
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Answer» Attention everyone! Attention everyone! haha I wish.This is a shame. No one's falling for the april fools! =PWow...Quote from: Treval on April 01, 2010, 07:46:14 AM This is a shame. No one's falling for the april fools! =PA tad obvious. Now, if you included a quote from (or at least a link to) a news ARTICLE, THEN we MAY have believed you. The world is full of dumb people anyway.Quote from: Treval on April 03, 2010, 08:37:12 PM The world is full of dumb people anyway.Apparently, not dumb enough. |
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Solve : Man arrested for using 2-dollar bills at Best Buy? |
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Answer» Did a little searching. In the US the government is REQUIRED to ACCEPT all legal tender but public business can set their own rules. 30 lashes. hehe my mama use to give me only ten lashes Do what you must |
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Solve : Happy Birthday BC Programmer ! !? |
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Answer» Happy birthday pall! You should be honored, this is my FIRST post for a loooong while! PS Hi Patio, hope your doing well pall! Chris xxBelly birthday BC, I hope you have MANY more birthdays in the FUTURE. Happy belated birthday BC. Hopefully there are many more to come, birthdays I mean, not belated ONES |
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Solve : Offtopic but fun :D? |
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Answer» I KNOW this is offtopic but is FUN, and I think you'll love it Quote from: grilltip on April 06, 2010, 01:42:19 PM I know this is offtopic but is FUN, and I think you'll love it That's the entire post? Can't stop laffing. PERHAPS you should post it in the Off Topic child FORUM here. Welcome to the CH forums. I'm guessing this was intended to be spam but they forgot to include the link to whatever they are pushing.Quote from: Allan on April 06, 2010, 04:28:30 PM I'm guessing this was intended to be spam but they forgot to include the link to whatever they are pushing. Or more precisely, the recent changes Nathan made to disallow certain LINKS is working perfectly, Or that |
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Solve : what a clever cat? |
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Answer» have you got a CAT that can do this http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/7290914/19025409 Lol I must say, that made me laugh quite a bit... That's pretty amazing.. I've got a cat that fetches.. Not only fetches, but catches stuff in mid-air with his mouth.. I'll be sitting in the living room and he'll walk up to me with something in his mouth and drop it on the floor in front of me, wanting me to throw it for him. I'll throw it across the room and he'll run and grab it, and bring it back and set it down in front of me again.. He'll do it like 10 times in a row, sometimes.. I'll try to make a short video recording of it and post it on YouTube, to share here... he he He also drinks water only out of the bathtub faucet.. He doesn't like water in a bowl.. He's a very special kitty.. My neighbor's dog can stand like that. Pretty cool.My older cat has a small beanie bear that he carries around all over the place. It ends up in the strangest places. His attachment is "brotherly" in a way, since he was abandoned when he was 3 days old and my mother took care of him. A lot of stuff that his cat mother would have taught him he never learned. He never purrs, for example (Not sure if that's a learned trait, or what). He has this odd half-purr half-meow "bbbbbbrowe" type noise he makes, when somebody tosses his bear and he chases it. He's GETTING older now so he's less playful. The younger cat is more or less your typical kitten.pretty much the same as psycho (totally nuts and goes after anything, shoelaces, shoes, ETC). She has a unique meow she uses that is more of a squeak, so that's her name, "squeak"Quote from: BC_Programmer on April 10, 2010, 08:28:21 AM "bbbbbbrowe" Lol Just got my cat back from the vet a few days AGO.. He had "stage two" gingivitis. I'm going to keep his teeth up to par from now on Quote from: BC_Programmer on April 10, 2010, 08:28:21 AM She has a unique meow she uses that is more of a squeak, so that's her name, "squeak" I've got two cats also, an older one who is very vocal, and a younger one who can barely meow, hence her name is Squeaky. I got her when she was a kitten and thought she would meow like normal when she got older, but at two years the best she can do is still a squeak.we did have a black Long haired Persian male and he was BIG and he fought with dogs of his own size and did not run he lived for 10 years Dogs have Owners...Cats have Staff...Quote from: patio on April 11, 2010, 10:03:46 AM Dogs have Owners...Cats have Staff... owners:- have to wash and clean (*$+?) after dogs , some don't , also wash, clean and walk the dog staff:- just have to feed the cat and they are finished they are very clean good animals;Dthis is our new cat click to get a close look [recovering disk space - old attachment deleted by admin]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZy2I8csVQU&feature=popt00us07that is well done , same cat |
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Solve : Punctuation? |
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Answer» Why is it that a lot of people don't bother to use punctuation? Am I one of the few ones? It's so ugly not to use punctuation.. I FIND. =PWhy is it that you use so many equal-to smilies? ANYWAY, I don't KNOW. Who are you talking about? New members?Because they are Japanese and ALSO because I don't like to be compared to the rest of the SHEEP, who use :p etc. I'm just referring to everyone in general.I use it.Quote from: computeruler on April 14, 2010, 12:48:19 PM I use it.Yes, you're getting better.Well, bully for you. |
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Solve : FIFA World Cup? |
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Answer» I was wondering if anyone is going to go to watch any of the FIFA World CUP games in SOUTH Africa? Has anyone bought tickets? Who's bright idea was it to hold such a big event there in the first place? the stupid people who VOTED for africa from FIFAAnd the same people that disallowed Ireland from getting into the World Cup? say no more Sounds like no one actually likes SA! I agree that the world cup should never have been given to SA (its making our lives *censored* - yes I live in South Africa) I had been wondering how far the new of Eugene Terblanch's murder had gotten. Quote from: lau on April 13, 2010, 11:31:39 PM Sounds like no one actually likes SA! I agree that the world cup should never have been given to SA (its making our lives *censored* - yes I live in South Africa) it was on the news in Belfast soon after it happenedIts amazing how fast news travels! I just cant wait for the entire world cup nonsense to be over. Its going to making living almost impossible - the price of everything is going up! |
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Solve : This is a tough one? |
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Answer» Quote from: Geek-9pm on April 14, 2010, 02:06:45 PM Can I wait for it to come out in the...You can wait for whatever you want. I'm still waiting for the cows to come home.Quote from: Geek-9pm on April 14, 2010, 02:06:45 PM Can I wait for it to come out in the... You should have said, "too long, didn't read" That's the trend right now. You have to go along with the rest of us.. well at least me and Treval had a meaningful back and forth that was nearly philosophical. Too bad the proletariat had to get involved.... :X LOLQuote from: BC_Programmer on April 12, 2010, 01:03:04 PM The way I see it, when it comes to Microsoft Software, they are really just licensing <their> property to you- so you cannot dissassemble, modify, etc the windows components. This is based solely on the fact that you don't actually own a copy of windows but rather a license to use a copy of windows. I'm just curious..... How long did it take you to write that?Quote from: michaewlewis on April 15, 2010, 10:07:17 AM I'm just curious..... How long did it take you to write that? well, I was switching around and doing other tasks while I wrote it, overall it took about an hour, but I was probably only actively writing for about 20 minutes. |
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