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Answer» Anyone watching it? You obviously don't watch too many football matches...Nope. I don't watch too many soccer matches either I just wanted to SEE how good the world cup finalists were.as far as I'm concerned- it's called football. It's played with the feet, UNLIKE the "other" football, which would be more descriptive being called "run around covered in pillows fighting over a suppository"-ball. Come to think of it, playing football(the one that involves feet for the entire game) with a football(the run around giggling while in your pyjamas fighting over a suppository one) ball would be frustrating. the rhomboid would make the ball truly unpredictable. They COULD call it extreme football, or if that gets unpopular, extreme foozball. That would trick a few people into joining. Then to be TRUE to real foozball you'd make them all get their arms cut off and have their legs grafted together, and then through intense training, give them all giant calluses on their feet. then all you need is some anaesthetic and some long metal rods, and somebody with some experience making shish-kebabs.Once again....another Instant Classic... IMHO, it was the worst final game football, since I remember, which would be 1966 in England.Quote from: Broni on July 15, 2010, 09:23:42 PM IMHO, it was the worst final game football, since I remember, which would be 1966 in England. That was before they used anaesthetic for extreme foozball. Those were some brave men,standing up and shouting, "YES! I will be skewered and physically mutilated in the name of sport". the goalies had it the worst, being on that long metal pole all by themselves, most of them became tightrope walkers, because they pretty much came with the balancing pole. Some of them fell and unimpaled themselves, becoming ordinary men (as ordinary as you can be with no arms, fused legs and a single giant hardened foot). Anyway, the entire extreme foozball league disbanded after Micheal Jackson challenged them to BECOME more mutilated them him. They all knew it was a hopeless struggle. |
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