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Answer» This caused me to laugh more then usual. It helps to try to visualize some of the STUFF being said... Why did the chewing gum cross the road?Why? A panda walks into a store. He buys all the food and eats it all. On his way out, he shoots all the customers. The clerk stops the panda and asks him "why did you shoot everyone?" The panda replies "look in the dictionary" and then leaves. Confused, the clerk looks up the WORD 'Panda' in the dictionary: Panda - eats shoots and leaves.That was really GOOD CARBON Why did the chewing gum cross the road btw?Hmmmm....To prove to the chicken something with no legs can do it too?Quote from: kpac on January 18, 2009, 07:50:24 AM Why did the chewing gum cross the road? LOL, because it was stuck to the chicken's foot... |
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