MS announces newer new operating system.

Finally! The latest offering is now called the Microsoft Omerta operating system and comes in an attractively coloured CANARY yellow package.

It was THOUGHT that the initials MO would be ideal as it also implies Modus Operandi and Murder Organisation.

The Pro pack includes a Thompson sub-machine gun, a flame thrower, a chalice, a monstrance, packets of wafers, candles, a picture of the blessed Virgin hanging in a butcher's shop cut up into chops, introductory letters to organised crime, sheet music for ORGANISTS, and a pack of Valentine's day Memorial cards for deceased loved ones, syringes, heroin and cocaine samples.

The included tutorial includes instructions on how to conduct a computerised vendetta against all life on Earth.

Now in professional hands it is expected to be 100% successful.

Whilst you can read this you are not allowed to breath a word of it to ANYONE else unless you like the taste of canary and enjoy the prospect of everlasting peace.Is it delivered by a HIT and run?Nobody is allowed to say.