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Answer» Quote from: Broni on September 22, 2008, 07:20:52 PM You keep so many washing machines at home??I thought they were supercomputers! me too they SAY ibm on themWhere is Maytag guy?why would they NEED one for supercomputers....Quote from: Broni on September 22, 2008, 07:42:04 PM Where is Maytag guy? He's lonely...remember?Lonely doesn't mean invisible, does it?Quote from: computeruler on September 22, 2008, 07:33:10 PM me too they say ibm on them IBM has decided to test other markets. Introducing the IBM Washing System z9. Using it's dynamic double-bladed shredder, it shreds clothes, cleans the shreds, and DYNAMICALLY creates an equal number of clothing articles by using a patented DualWeave stitching algorithm. With it's patented design, the settings can be changed by simply inserting the special boot cartridge into the fabric softener receptacle. The washing MACHINE boots the best Operating System ever known, OS/2. It then uses the presentation manager to display an assortment of settings, ranging from blood stains to smushed weasel entrail stains. warning: IBM is not liable for damages, consequential or otherwise, incurred from the use,misuse, or general lack of understanding my customers about our product,OS/2, the word "operating system" or otherwise. Any warranties, Express or implied, are void in Alabama and Oklahoma for no particular reason whatsoever.VERY nice, BC - I knew that Broni couldn't be wrong So, !~*:.Pink Floyd.:*~!, now you know....LOLActually, the most reliable and most powerful computers are located within the GRASPS of the National Security Agency: NSA Spy Systems |
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