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From: "James S. Tyre" [email protected] To: [email protected] Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2000 10:51 PM Subject: Is Your Computer Possesed by a Demon?
From: Is Your Computer Possesed by a Demon?
SAVANNAH, Ga. -- Your computer may be possessed by a demon, a leading minister warns.
"While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt men's souls," said the Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of an upcoming book, The Devil in the Machine.
Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being. And today's thinking machines have enough space on their hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals.
"Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit," the minister confirmed.
The Savannah clergyman says he became aware of the problem from counseling churchgoers.
"I LEARNED that many members of my congregation became in touch with a dark force whenever they used their computers," he said. "Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations.
"Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves spewing foul, debasing language they would never USE normally.
"ONE woman wept as she confessed to me, 'I feel when I'm on the computer as if someone else or something else just takes over.' "
The minister said he probed one such case, actually logging onto the parishioner's computer himself. To his surprise, an artificial-intelligence program fired up -- without him clicking it on. "The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me," he recalls. "It typed out, 'Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a *censored* liar.' "
Then the device went haywire and started printing out what LOOKED like gobbledygook.
"I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text," the minister said. "It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a
2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!"
Since, then, Rev. Peasboro has researched the problem further and uncovered alarming facts.
"I learned most of the youths involved in school shootings like the tragedy at Columbine were computer buffs," he said. "I have no doubt that computer demons exerted an influence on them."
The minister estimates that one in 10 computers in America now houses some type of evil spirit.
Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, September 20, 2005 10:11 PM
Subject: Not as funny as you might think.
Depending on your view of the World which tends to be existentialist.
The figure is closer to 9 out of ten and the reason is quite clear if you understand what is meant by Übermench.
The Übermench are the Nine planets plus the Sun.
Now you think that you are an Earthling but there are ten times too many people on the planet and the reason is...
... are you sitting down somewhere at ground level?
90% of the people actually on the planet represent the other nine planets.
So why are people stacked up in skyscrapers instead of living in Bungalows?
You are - not - consciously fully aware of your surroundings is why.
Now take a look at the full spectrum of pornography available. (You'll need a strong stomach for this.)
Of course 'they ' could have had a limited population and enforced strict building sizes, family sizes and law and order.
But not when using this Übermench system.
The 'Demons' this minister is referring to are the planets and the people they have spawned.
Nine out, nine home. Just like golf.
Oh, I was forgetting the Black Hole. Make that Nine plus the Sun, plus a Black Hole.
Maclol.......nice one mac........is its the msoft demon.......or the apple/ mac demon........
What utter rubbiish some people will say.........
Is the tv possesed to?Can I tempt you to the Apple of Knowledge?
How do we get back to the Garden now?
"Is the TV possesed too?"
Take a very careful look at the way people are behaving.
You tell me.
One of my neighbours says that he is satan.
But then there are those who follow the Black Sabbath.
They are here to turn the Light off, with their Sabbath switches.
These 'Misbegotten sons of satan.'Its been moved to here mac>http://www.rbgkew.org.uk/visitor/findkew.html
Quote Its been moved to here mac>http://www.rbgkew.org.uk/visitor/findkew.html
I rather think that you have forgotten about all the other land masses on this planet Merlin.
O dear i forgot about this one>http://www.edenproject.com/
Does this mean>>.your first post that,we are all doomed using pc/and all electric products........if so my brain also has to go? if you wish me to edit your thread then say mac.......as its seems a shame to ruin it.....Certainly doesn't look like the Bronx, Chicago, LA or SAN Francisco to me Merlin.
Have you got Google Earth?For what it's worth, this article was first published in The Weekly World News.Thank you Hopester, I had wondered where it originally came from.
The real problem is that too many people are making money from immoral earnings in my considered opinion.
Something for 'The Supreme Court' to consider.It might give you peace of mind, in this case at least, that The Weekly World News is a satire magazine and the stories are fabricated. Although, I have no doubt there is a member of the clergy somewhere who subscribes to this belief.Religious Crimes are not fabricated though, they really do exist.
Satire was once referred to as being the lowest form of wit (intelligence) maybe it would be better referred to as the lowest form of perception.TO be on the safe site i think we should host a mass
EXORSISIM!
R0SSPeople ....People ....People,
Why is it we insist on turning computer problems into religous or political issues .......
There is nothing DEMONIC about a computer ..........It's just a assembly of plastic and metal . It's too awkward to make a good doorstop ........and not heavy enough to use as a boat anchor..........
The major source of most computer issues are the people who toil in front of them ...........
dl65 Makes you think,
If a Computer was Preaching, would we follow it.
If a Computer was standing for election would we vote for it.
hmmmmm
i thinks we are geeks
R0SSIf it started happening to me then i would format, and sell the HDD, or the entire CPU.
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