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Solve : Get out of Jury Duty? |
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Answer» Prospective juror in pot case caught smoking joint - outside the courthouse! (mugshot) Quote "I've had prospective jurors get lost before, but it NEVER occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana," Judge Ross told the Houston Chronicle.Quote We're guessing she's not going to be picked for the jury. I'm guessing that was almost funny... Now, I know how to do it, when the call comes Well, my FIRST time I was called for jury duty,I waited until the judge finished up at 10 AM and told us to take a 15 minute recess. I then went up to the judge and ask if I could speak to him for a minute...He screwed up and said"Yes!!! I then went on with my rant.I said" Your honor if I was not physically there when the crime was commited then,I always have a reasonable doubt.By LAW this would always require me to vote, not guilty. So, sir I would like to ask you this please....what am I here for ?" He sent me down to the court clerk and she told me to leave and I would never be called for jury duty again. That was 15 years ago, so.................... Who's your buddy ? Just act like your off meds or something. ME: "he's wearing a GREEN shirt, if that doesn't say guilty, what does?" JUROR#1: "I'm wearing a Green shirt..." ME: So you admit it, you she-devil! thou hast donned thy greenery to bewitch thy kindred jurors! thou art surely drawing UPON thy final breaths, succubus! ME: The power of CHRIST compels you!... I mean, how could it NOT work? |
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