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Good afternoon, Sir Smasham Uppe !

We’re having tea : do take a cup !

Sugar and milk ? – Now let me see –

Two lumps, I think? . . . Good gracious me !

The silly thing slipped off your knee !

Pray don’t APOLOGIZE, old chap :

A very trivial mishap!

So clumsy of you ? How absurd !

My dear Sir Smasham, not a word !

Now do sit down and have another,

And tell us all about your brother –

You know, the one who broke his head.

Is the poor fellow still in bed ? –

A chair – allow me, sir ! . . . Great Scott !

That was a nasty smash ! Eh, what ?

Oh, not at all : the chair was old –

Queen Anne, or so we have been told.

We’ve got at least a dozen more :

Just leave the pieces on the floor.

I want you to admire our view :

Come nearer to the window, do ;

And look how beautiful . . . Tut, tut !

You didn’t see that it was shut ?

I hope you are not badly cut !

Not hurt ? A fortunate escape !

Amazing ! Not a single SCRAPE !

And now, if you have finished tea,

I fancy you might like to see

A little thing or two I’ve got.

That china plate ? YES, worth a lot :

A beauty too . . . Ah, there it goes !

I TRUST it didn’t hurt your toes ?

Your elbow brushed it off the shelf ?

Of course : I’ve DONE the same myself.

And now, my dear Sir Smasham – Oh,

You surely don’t intend to go ?

You must be off ? Well, come again

So glad you’re fond of porcelain !

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